Rap Battles V2.0

Hello guys, i was wondering where the hell has everyone disapeerd these few days,

anyways, V2.0 starts here and now
Abra, Thomas, ABC, potess, Mich, sunshine, kiko, and everyone else better enhance thier skills =-)

i'll go 1st with a triubte to my club and some random dissing here n thur!
LTFW= Like The Flowing River.

you know what? i think you're jelous eah,
can't think of nothing better
so you're frying chikcen
pumping the ghetto
where you're scared to go
you suffering from vertigo?
@ least we try
with diffrent styles and means
if it's the night then we be howling
even if they aint allowin it

if you come to school face frowning and all
bro, don't make me spit something and watch you down in it

you get me though?
that's why sometime my rhymes are slow
the timing,so you newbies understand my flow

i'm awake in the morning putting my thoughts togather
it's kind of hard, living in this world lord forgive us
was rasied as a boy, took a long time to become a man
the pressure is on, every now and then
gotta understand,
life is a blessing, i know it's easy to be stuck in depression, the chains of oppresion,
when people keep assisting, investing, molesting in the east, spreading war, never peace,
words flowing all over the seven seas
and i beg you please, stop looking, listen
where you're hearing these
rhymes touching your droon,
you probably wondering
why i'm here cluthing this microphone

this is a new day
it is a new beginining,
ain't no doubt
LTFR is what i'm representing

gota use this rap voice postively,
stand up if you're with me
tell them, come and get me
cuz i aint going nowhere
you can call me a terroist, but you shouldn't go there
see the evidence is all clear
countries being opressed for many years
so much blood
so many tears
people trying to stay alive, no chance to realise who the stalker is

i'm looking @ my highschool peers
they don't hear the truth, bet you it's coruption there all is

may the lord remove my fears
cuz disruption, erutption, corruption is all that is near

makes a brother wana shed a tear
but i'm here right now, so i really gota presevere.

LFTW, home grown, no evil
the line grows, stright rows
we the people
rap drown hit another clown
what you know about stones?

LTFR is offically now here
it's the only way to survive them out here

LFTR,
one heart
one team
full of soilders

we srtrive
one dream
one life
getting wiser and older

it aint about the name
it's all about the weight upon our shoulders

it aint about the fame
we going agasint the drain until it's over!

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that was garbage, and sloppy, enjoy dissing me for this one, i'll be happy taking the 1st couple of shots :P

Mwwwwwwwwwwah, Rabeaaaaa

I'll be back soon with some bullets, be careful! :P

Huh...Yo fat girrafe yo
you must be kidding me...
jealous eh?
open your eyes and see
I'mma point out your errors
so you should flee
don't play with us, boy
we are way better than you
if you didn't talk about LTFR
I would now kill you! :P

omg...how bad.

Drum drum, good action, neeed more posts imo!

Even though I'm tired as hell
I'll give this a shot,
Cause ya'll weak at this
And my rhymes are too hot..

I can't believe,
He is here for part two..
Man,
Weren't the first ones way too hard for you?...

Eh,I bet you wanna try your luck again...
I wouldn't ,if I was you man...

Cause,uh...
This thing it has nothing to it..
I don't like to critize but someone's gotta do it..

you think you're on top...
Well enjoy the 'thrill"
Cause now that you're up there
Aint no wheree go but down hill...

See,
I'm like cool,
But
Annoying like pain...
And just like adele
I even set fire to the rain..

:D

^^^Yakzzzzz I love you!!!

FTW

Remember when we had no uniforms
With our skins and shirts to weather the storms?
Clothed in the nakedness of zero drama
Do you think we could unite with Brahma?
Pythons crush, and the rattle snakes rattle
While engaging in natural battle
The wheel in the sky turns
As each of us learns
To survive by our wit
Rising higher when we're fit.
We are just playing, so have no fear
Unless there is no communication here.
When the shoe does not fit we bear it
For one day we might wish to wear it.
Anyways the V2.0 starts here and now
May we play For The Win somehow ?
It should not comes as a surprise
I really love you gals and guys.

I'm a transcendentalist, can't handle this
I represent, Thoreau, Whitman and Emerson
your words are leaves of grass
and my rhymes sting your mouth like peppermint
I'm cold as death like Everest, here's Leverage
my own brand name of beverage, take a sip
get fired up, I'll hand you your severance
remember this, for reference
don't tempt a bitch, she'll bite you next
and bring up demons from your past
I swear you'll need an exorcist
who you messin' wit', the legend shit
other rappers think I'm heaven sent
they notice how I'm ballin'
in the same bedrooms where Kobe Bryant went,
my house is called the lion's den
don't try and win, this violin
I'm playing is for your crying
when I violate, your eyes are raped
they dilate, I get booty, you can't see a pirate straight
I'm rich as your entire state
income through the roof, fire escape
liars are made, through patience and time
you're up next so spit a line
and I'll set it aflame
'cause like Midas anything I touch shines.

Ughhh, ok :P

Thomas, protect yourself,
I'm gonna kill you with my magic,
you all, surrender before I
turn this thread into tragic!
you all can't rap as much as I do
then go home, kids, I will squash you!

Oh, Rabea, who do you think you are?
amidst your darkness, I can shine like a star
baby, take your steps back, you know nothing..
you suck at writing and rapping
stop your hopeless attempts,you ain't gonna success
with me in this thread? you're all just a mess :P

Hey Poetess, your flow is a mess
like a chick with no tampon wearing a white dress
no rest, I work seven days a week
like an Ambien, your lyrics put me to sleep
I'm counting sheep, and on this farm I'm the ram
'cause I'm horny, get it? and every girl wants me like Uncle Sam
green eggs and ham, not Dr. Seuss, call me Teddy Geisel
here's my reprisal, your words were my revival
bring me to life, like Amy Lee and Evanescence
in essence, I was a legend in adolescence
got sick of being young, took a journey in convalescence
I must be in heaven, 'cause I see myself in the mirror
I'll spit water in your eyes to make my message a little clearer
come nearer, and I'll whisper in your ear-er
so maybe that rhyme was a stretch like yoga
Blooming Orlando Knightley, you can call me Kiera
I'm everybody's hero, you are absolute zero
are you talking to me? I'll Rob you and call that shit Deniro.

A monster, a beast, when I stomp on the beat
if the nonsense you speak aint gonna cease
Unconscious belief, some conscious MDs
Don't respond to the beef if your nonsense is meep
Get ill up on the rhythm when I kill 'em on a lyrical
Finish up my dinner then drill 'em with a syllable
Don't really care what you did and what you didn't do
Little fools are miniscule, spitting isn't difficult
You find your mind cos Im out of mine
Fuck a pound sign came for the crown of grime
I told you once, I told you a thousand times
Im a fountain of acid, you're alkaline
You kids are out of line
Got a mountain to climb if your mouth is lying
Bow to his higness, Im bound to shine
Let me coach you on vocals and how to rhyme
Think Im vexed with your indirects
If I spit rhymes next I slit five necks
Im a big time threat, to your piss sly vects
This guy lives life inside stress
Im the best in the game, not impressed with the fame
Im testing my aim if I send for your name
The successful are lame, they kept it the same
But whatever the weather It's destined to change
Couldn't give a fuck for your creps and your chains
You slobber like a sket giving brain
Im mental deranged, crushed temples and flames
My pencil will end you like prepetual flame
Burn like syphilis, you nerds are privileged
When I die you can say that you heard the sickest spit
My verse it limitless, the earth is spinning quick
Pure words of wickedness that I merk the rhythm with
Heard you were good, It's a shame that you're not
Don't care about your chain or the fame that you got
Keep my name on your brain cos I came for your spot

:P

Hellion,Im busy, Im really a brilliant guy
It's gritty and shitty but really the city is mine
but if you diss me, pity the silly billy to try
From ripping Piccadilly to Mississippi Im live
Getting rid of you milli vanilli's gimme the vibe
Get jiggy like willy spitting the wittiest rhymes
And I victimise an idiot a million times
hey hey,I ray rays and sway flames
Take snakes of the road like AA
So waste brays, vacate and make space
You bate fakes ain't straight, you stay fake
I chase paper, you chase days like day way
On a late day you date fakes and save face
In the same place, I maintain and aint changed
make rhymes that rape pace like Keslane

it's over partnet you know the answer!

Omg am gna kill u all wit my verses when i come baaaaaaack :P:P
Thomas, be careful! *evil look* :P

EDIT
double posts are for the lose ^-^

Yes dear, its the only thread where we can mock people and not get drama :D so its fun
i urge everyone to post here! take blows at people!ofcourse if that is ok with the mods,!

but if anyone gets offended easily then please do not post, here its for shitz and gigles :d

Can i insult people without rhymes?? xD LOL

YO!
Looking at this thread is like listening to LOWKEY
someone's copying-pasting for free completely
hello, hello, microphone testing 1, 2, 3
"It's gritty and shitty" with no creativity

So you wanna grime? why don't you come and give some?
I say Pranaam to Muslims and to Hindus I say Salaam
Your voice is so mumbo-jumbo you never needed any distant drum
Imma echo thru your empire until the last fallen slum
for my rap is like the bullet that made the Mahatma say "Hey Raam"

Not long ago, was having cigar o' Havana
With that grunge-filled guy, that Cobain from Nirvana
Said I, "Bru, still in Timbucktu? come to Indiana
We can make the grunge rap cuz I really wanna wanna"

"I's been thinking the same, bru", Said Cobain,
"We'ma make that happen though imma Courtney Lovin'"
But Cobain oh Cobain, OMG, dear heaven
Dunno what went wrong, he died at twenty seven

Nonetheless, wouldn't end my never-ending rap-saga
I was then a b i t c h-slapper with my hounding raga
Once upon a nightclub by a gutter there I dug a
C u n t that belonged to that fat b i t ch Lay D Gaga

Furthermore to add, Ronnie Dio was the case
Put up his little devil's horn and said "God b less"
Stoned at such act I was so terribly speechless
That I had to put up my two mid-fingers just to make one cross upon his face

Poor fella stared at me laying quite akimbo
His demonic gesture became a sign for the bimbos
Heart-broken he left, dunno for abyss or for limbo
later phoned me saying he still recalls my 2 mid-fing symbol

What else I have to elaborate to yo kids further?
Just know i'm da best cuz you ain't no weirder
When I come back imma be comin' at you harder
Imma come back, make you crap yo pants and scream BLOODY MURDER

YO!

Your rhymes are like diarrhea
but they don't run smoothly
they just stink like shit
and they go right through me
ha, I'm a comedian and a rapper
not Donald Glover though,
I'm in Community theater, not a real actor
I've mastered, this art known as lyrical prowess
I shine so bright at night that my sky must be cloudless,
grounded, like a kid who got caught sneaking out
or like a 747 with no wings, I'm about to twist and shout
whip it out, that's what the bitches say to me in the club
'cause all women want is sex and us men want love
shrug, I'll finish my routine like Kerri Strug
this rapper TBuck, don't mean much
man just pull the plug
and watch my life leave out through my frozen lips
it's sad when the good die young, it makes me sick
'cause I'm so good that one day I will be rich,
taste my poison kiss, I'll give you three wishes
but we've already read that script
about the prince and the genie and his talking fish
goddammit, I meant bird, hold on, let me get a grip
no vampire's breaking dawn, I'll watch the moon eclipse
I'm burned by the sun like acid, but know I ain't gon' trip
well-equipped, shit, you can't handle me 'cause I'm so goddamn big
and I'm not talking 'bout what you're thinking 'bout, that's my dick
I think I'll keep my pants zipped, thank you very friggin' much,
I know you want it, but like MC Hammer, no you girls can't touch
feel the rush, when the adrenaline is flowing through your veins
I'll pencil lead into your mouth like Kurt Cobain
and I can't be your sunshine girl, 'cause I make it rain
all upon them hoes, doing mother nature's thang
god, I'm running out of single-syllable words to rhyme with
I'm coming out of my shell, like a virgin busting her hymen
Simon, says sit back and watch the King of the World
and be the castle jester, watch my banner unfurl
you'll remember my name, 'cause my name is not Earl
now hold my balls for a sec while I fuck your girl,
eh, I was gonna end there, but I'll let your girl finish
my arms are guns like Popeye because I eat my spinach
I'm like Domino's, if I don't get you off within 30 minutes
my shit is free, and I'll take you to the outer limits
rip that shit off like it's the Twilight Zone
Lucy, I just wanted to let you know, I'm home
running Chi-town's people like my name is Al Capone
now step the fuck back bitches while I take my rightful throne
I give girls my dick like you give your dog a bone
my raps never stay the same like a game of telephone
okay, I'm done with this, I'm done with you
you'll wish you were never born when I get through with you
if you wanna know the truth, I'll choke you out until your skin turns blue
1+1 is 2, you can't even tie my shoes
so go away, motherfucker, like I said, don't bother me fly, shoo!

^
that shit is long...
a rap wayyy to wrong...
put them into tiny stanzass a say..
cause babyboy uou hiitting it da wrong way

and though some are good
they still aint enough for the hood..

change your desireee
come taste my empiree

fix that shit....one two ring ring...
those long ass verses are eye-Tay-Uh-Ring!!!! :D

LOL Yaki well-done! :P

BUT THEY ARE SO LONG THEY GET ME UNINTERESTED IN THE THREADD.... xD

Fineeeee, I'll go shorter then, GOD! haha

You best jump ship, 'cause I'm the captain
and I'm going down with my boat should anything happen
I'm a, world class bastard, as in my parents hate me
and I'm terrified of girls, 'cause none of them will date me

All they expect from me is just sex
but then again, I'm hung like a T-Rex
so let's, jump off a building and see who survives
if you tryna rap with me, I will eat you alive

like a box of cereal, 'cause I'm a serial killer
get it, I make jokes inside my raps 'cause I need some kind of filler
I make everything sexual, especially if it's textual
so give me your phone number, I make that green like I grow vegetables.

It's so much harder for me to write short ones, 'cause I'm so used to writing legit songs, but there ya go!

Hahah

tried with the long ones...
baby they didnt work for youu
too bad for the short ones
they suck ass too...

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

Laughin' out loud at you two
It doesn't matter whether short
or long, it's in how far you can go
How you can manage to get through..

Rap is Life, and as Eminem says
'Life is no nintendo game'
Thus, Rap is defo the same!

;)

'Life is no nintendo game'

^^^^
oh my gosh

Abeddddd 7obbiiii (my love) :D

Hahah :p

I think this verse is in his "I Love The Way You Lie -Part 1-"

;)

Now I ain't trippin' on much
But Thomas, boy you better know
I beat you to the punch
Get your hands ready
Throwin' fisticuffs
We'll see who's out to lunch

Blowin' off some steam
Let me get into the game
Flow crisper than potato chips
Kid what you got is super lame

I'm talkin wheelchair lame
Fallin' down like
Vanilla Ice's fame
One hit wonders
It's no wonder
You's a blunder
Now sink under
Go home to your mother

Jordan *waves* :D

I guess Abed and Yaki are the best
they're awesome and f*** the rest :P

don't try with them, will be a waste of ur time
and I'm warning you, don't cross the line!
because whoever that annoys them will be dead
did everyone hear what I have just said!? :P

LOL

The Poetess is my sis
What she says
is to miss.
It's as if we're siblings
of two sister countries!

Cheers (drink to That) ;) ~