Poem snippet about your day

I'm home sick and feel too miserable to do much of anything. ENTERTAIN ME, PEONS! Er, I mean, tell me about your day. In poetic form, please.

Achoo Haiku

Like an elephant
in a field of ground pepper,
my sneeze strikes - ACHOOOOoooxguhfdbl!!

Hahahaha that was too cute...sorry about being sick, but the achoo haiku was awesommeeeee

Nannying (acrostic)

Noises in this household
Are filled with singing toys,
Nemo's voice, and baby cries
Nap time soon to come
Yearning for peace and quiet,
I will belong to a couch
Nestle myself in its warmth
Gasping for a breath of poop-free air

I don't have a husband
I don't have a wife
here I sit doing
nothing with my life

I did the dishes,
I mopped the floors too
now I'm just eating lucky charms
because there's nothing else to do

^^Lol Yaki...

The soul may be young
but these hips are old,
as I am walking about,
in the freezing cold...

tomorrow's an xray
but i guess for now,
I must sit down and rest,
such a grumpy old cow.

Hiccups
Acrostic

Here I am, sitting
In my bed, cross-legged and
Crunching popcorn. I
Can't stop staring at sibs avatar
U
P
She looks so damn beautiful

lol

In times of need
your friends will feed
you great support
to which you retort:
"I don't want your symph,
just Raspberry Ice Nymph!"

Lmaoo! Sir hahahaha! Submit this one please please please!

Ugh.. I was stalking sibs da other day

she's lovely u_u and so is Jane, Darn
all the patootie's are in TC!

It's pretty much a requirement for club membership, hahaha.

My coughing is dying down
my throat is feeling better.
Now I need to have a snack
of yummy bread and cheddar.

Outside the trees are blooming,
as pretty as you please,
I think I might just go outside,
but I will surely sneeze.

Again.

And spread my cold to the world, bwaha!

My words freeze in my mouth,
But my mind won't shut up.
Its screaming all the wants
and all my petty needs.
My heart consoles me,
and sends a warning:
Be careful,
Keep you me off your sleeve.

"It's pretty much a requirement for club membership"

oh darn.... ain't no woman applying then

Also also,,,

the day is off to a productive turn
I am now at work
these old men buying lottery tickets
down my cleavage try to lurk

but I gots my game face on!
and an attitude you can't miss
they can stare all they want
but won't be getting any of THIS.

oh, man the prize is 1 million point 5 today.

so much bills flying my way...
so much money to count when I close
till 3 am in here I'll stay

yeeehah

My day sucks
Am sick of books
I know these dont rhyme
Bleghhhh wegghh

Carelessly I babble
On and on
Forgetting about stress
Fumbling to get dressed
Eager to start my day
Enchanted by my sweet

coffee-

I splash rainbow paints
on white walls,
hoping no one will be the wiser.
Most want beauty anyway.

Whatever happens throughout my day,
Ms Sunshine brightens it in every way,
with a little text saying she's thinking of me,
and bringing me to the best I can be...

When I log on to Poems and Quotes,
I look at all the amazing things that are wrote,
from Britt and Yaki, and Abed too,
Poetess and Chesley, I won't forget you.

Dear old godfather, and Lioness Liz,
You guys are the bestest, the total biz...
and whatever I am thinking I will say,
thanks for the friendship sent my way.

MWAH
xxx

Sweet award 2012

Tara I nominate you
Xoxox

Well, TARA is most definitely my new favorite person for that one lol. That was sooo cuteee :)

Aww Tara thanks :)

I'm so desperate
I'm youtubing American Idol songs
There are talented people
who get kicked out first,
and teen heart throbs
who sing garbage
STAY... ALAS!