PnQ Poll!

Her poetry is clever, cunning, and witty. Adjectives that set the foundation of humor by putting a sly grin on the reader's face.

Ahhhh, I see. I think I saw before but I just wanted you guys to talk about me.

So... has anyone else pressed Control + F and searched for their names in this thread? Be honest. I just did. Even I feel a little surprised.

I'll do this now in return...ugh. Gonna be a struggle, I'm not exactly bum chums with many people here.

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Favorite aspect of PnQ: Emphasis on the importance of words in self-representation.

Least favorite aspect of PnQ: The awful poetry which makes up the majority of this site can be quite disheartening when I think about it. But if the awfulness is juuust right, this can become my favourite aspect of PnQ.

Favorite PnQer: Kevin is firmly lodged in a soft space in my heart. Jane is the most real to me. Sibyllene is a soul song. And Nicko is around the corner, literally.

Favorite PnQ avatar (display pic): Mine.

Best PnQ Club: Mine.

Best PnQ Club (that you're not in): FOP.

Most active PnQer: Noura. All those LTFR, Kite Runner kids. But Britt should get an award.

"Mod's Pet" PnQer: Nana, Britt. A dash of me when I can't help myself.

PnQer that would make cutest babies: Jane's family pedigree and usual selection of mating partners speaks highly of her chances. But if Yaki's kid is going to have an afro, I'll go with her.

PnQer you'd leave your kid with: I think my kid would have a wonderful, brain-spurting time with Kevin. But I would actually have to meet him first, just to make sure. (Kevin does look a bit paedo at times.)

PnQer you would leave your pet with: Sibyllene. She would be most gentle with my old Bertie dog.

Most abstract/out there PnQer: Kevin. There were more here in the old days. ddavidd is still hanging around, I feel.

PnQer most likely to be President: Nor

Shyest PnQer: Ehhh.. Janis.

PnQer you wish would come to the boards more: The Foppers have some smart heads. Kevin, donald minikus, Mo, Noir. Even Bob. I miss the heat. Pity most people here are frightened of it.

What (single) poem do you think you've read the most: Sib's stuff... Pathos, Jump, Water Creatures, Elysium, Book of Hours, You Poet... almost anything

Favorite Forum: Used to be the Poetry discussion forum. It should be. But it's now this one.

Least Favorite Forum: Pretty much anything below this one, except for Other. RRC 6 for 1!!!!! I luv him but he lykes sum1 else. I cut four times today. 234,235,236. Don't get it, although it is fascinating if I think about it.

The only PnQer you would travel such a long distance to get to? Not sure. I live in fear of killing magic, a stupid fear to have.

The hottest PnQer? Larry. I've always had a thing for articulate, confident, fair-minded, witty, older men. I call it my Atticus Finch syndrome. I also thought JHarrison wrote very hot stuff. Colm and Kiko seem hot. Kevin, Jane and Sibs ARE hot.

The funniest PnQer? Sibyllene, in a sudden and delightful way. Kevin, in a wet my pants with shock way.

What are your top three favorite comments?
Sibyllene, Kiko, Jane

Why I didn't put you in my 'funniest PnQers' bit, I don't know. But there you go.

I hope you weren't disheartened when you were control+f'ing the page

Please...

who is getting to marry abby, tell me.... to go scare him so I can get his wife...

she's like... ugh... such dark humor without even trying. Abby, do you have a facebook? I wanna follow you for the rest of my life ok.

Rowr!

Thanks, Abby. Puts a spring in an old man's step!

PS: Atticus was always one of my most important role models.

Bum Chums? Wow, that made me laugh abracadabra.

Favorite aspect of PnQ:
It gets me writing. I notice that I write less when I am not active. That is mainly because some members of this site really inspire me.

Least favorite aspect of PnQ:
Sometimes it feels like high school. Drama.

Favorite PnQer:
Can't pick just one.

Favorite PnQ avatar (display pic):
At the moment...Britt's! Makes me happy :)

Best PnQ Club:
M&M, duh.

Best PnQ Club (that you're not in):
Don't really associate with other clubs.

Most active PnQer:
Britt! I think this site would die if she wasn't active.

"Mod's Pet" PnQer:
Nana. Nothing wrong with that ;)

PnQer that would make cutest babies:
Oh dear...I cannot answer that question without imagining PnQ members making babies...

What (single) poem do you think you've read the most:
http://www.poems-and-quotes.com/life/poems.php?id=1187853
Santo Domingo by Yaki

Favorite Forum:
It used to be the love and romance one when I was a lovey dovey teenager but now it is this one.

The hottest PnQer?
ummm I can't say just one, we have some hotties here ;)

The funniest PnQer?
Lu is hilarious!

I didn't answer some questions but that is okay cause I am a thug :)

Thugs lyfe!!

Nope, too white. I can't pull that off!!

Few more answers guys! Cmoooon.

Ahh Britt, I think you could pull off being street, maybe you can borrow some of Yaki's swag ;D

Soooo, who would like me to make a statistical graph for this poll? It is a poll after all. Yaaay for counting.

Edit: Actually, wait, no, just realised I can't be arsed.

But I think we have reached a concensus that Jane is hot and pet friendly, Noura and Britt are the most active, A Lonely Soul is "abstract" and I am pretty damn cool. Done.

Make a damn statistical graph. You can't throw something as awesome as that out there, then take it back. C'monnnn ;)

Oooh Blissful, where did you find that avatar? It's making my pupils dilate.

Abby hush. I am actually working on results right now, but good job ruining the surprise!! Lol

Can a mod please lock this? ;)