Has anyone seen spike my unicorn?

Please help me find my unicorn. his name is spike,he is named so because of his horn. Fluffy was the other option but that kid on despicable me kind of ruined the effect i was going for. anyway i have included a profile update on spike and the first one to return him will get a substantial rewarded. spike is about 18 hands high blue hair and purple horn. please no jokes he is sensitive. some ppl say he isn't real and only my imagination but i don't believe it, though i haven't really seen him but i talk to him all the time. please help me find him. i have left the reward below ......thank you (((//////////substantial reward////////)))

Err...I think he's hiding in Larry's moustache but....maybe ask him....or Jenni....

Lmao Hellon!! Hahahaha!

By golly i think you are right hellon. Larry is just the type to hide him from me. i mean the stache could hold a multitude of things. i even think i lost my dignity in there once.

Well my oh my Kay....I've heard about a quick roll in the hay but (pass my my smelling salts dear ..I feel like Miss Pitty Pat) ....anyway! ....Larry told everyone he got rid of Fred but....I heard he's now feral running around in the fields of stubble.

I'm thinking this new fad of 'goofing off' threads belongs in the fun and humor forum.

Uuurpp!

No unicorn here - just a spiral ivory toothpick

I got a postcard from him yesterday.... he wasn't quite clear about his whereabouts....just told me he had spent the last 6 weeks in Janis' suitcase and he was burting for a piss....

Larry you are so mean did u eat him? Nahhh since hello received message from him. i am sure it must have been his brother