Angel food cake is the cake of the gods.

I'll never understand it. My love for this cake is so unnatural - I am FAILING so bad at my diet.

Anyone else dieting?

You worry too much Linda, go indulge, hehe. You don't need to diet anyways. ;)

At the start of a new year - nearly every girl tries to lose 10 or 15. :p

That we do AND we fail sooo badly!!! :P but like he said daughter go and EAT you need to lol

Start of a new year? You're saved, it's already March, so go get some of that cake. Try the diet thing again next year, hehe. :D

No way. :p I have about 15 pounds that could use a little work.

Well, no need to rush on that diet thing, you could try losing a pound a month, so you can eat, lol. In 15 months you'll get your desired weight. :D

I too, was trying to lose weight. For a week I did good, but then failed quite miserably lol.

I do too. If I wasn't lactose intolerant now, I would be binging on ice cream and whipped cream. Also cereal. And milk and oreoes. And yogurt. And deviled eggs. Also cheese. Lots of cheese.

I think you girls worry too much... Just an opinion.

^I think you are a skinny boy. And you don't even need to lose weight. So your thought is poopy. :D

Dib: *noms entire cake* *stays the same*

Me: *noms entire cake* *6 months pregnant with a food baby*

Touche' on that "skinny boy" thing, but I don't nom an entire cake... I leave a slice... or a slice and 1/2, hehe. XD
But my point is, I think you girls will still look good, or great(some looks prettier with a lil weight), even with extra bit of pounds... But eh, thats just me and my "poopy" thoughts. :P

... bouncing food baby boy, I just gotta say that, lol. XD

If I could snap my fingers and be a size 3 again, I totally would.

And then celebrate by nomming a cake or twelve.

^Well, Linda, if I were a genie, I'd gladly grant that wish, just gently rub my lamp.
.... Uhm, yknow, that didn't came out sounding as good as I wanted it to, lol, but know that my intentions are good. :)

GOOD ONE. :p
Goofball.

sdfghjkl i'm hungry/bored.
must find food for satisfying stomach/de-boredifying me.

"Goofball"? Linda dear, of all the things you've called me, "goofball"? I do believe you're becoming nice to me, lol. ;)

Hungry you say? Maybe some chipotle chicken burrito wrap? Muffins? Cascadian Farms - Dark chocolate, almond, granola cereal? Mmmm, what else? lol. :P

Okay. Butthole. xD How's that? Ew, that's grody. Let's not say that one again.
Turd burglar.

OMG YOU JUST LISTED ALL THE FOODS I'VE POSTED YOU POOP HEAD. xD Yeah. I just ate rice over re-fried beans. I have zero lactose free food in my house. Hopefully getting something to subside this intolerance. I had it when I was little, and it's just resurfaced out of nowhere.

IT BLOWS.

:/
I never said stop the "becoming nice to me" thing... To all the people reading this, Linda's really a nice person, believe me, no doubt, REAL nice, trust me, TRUST me. :P
... Posted where? Those were just guesses, lol.
When you were little you say? Meaning no milk? Does that mean you drank coffee when you were a baby? lol. XD

I'm not nice. :) JK, i totally am, and you know I'm kidding.
& GOOD GUESSES.

Yes. I drank tons of coffee. Which is why I'm such a dipshiz now. :p No, I had a lactose intolerance from age like..4 until I was like 10, I think. It just all of a sudden returned. It's a pain in the neck. It's not as bad as my friend Kat. She can't have like anything that has dairy. Chocolate, cookies, baked crap with eggs, anything with butter.

Mine's just straight up milk products. Tiny bits in food really don't affect me much. But otherwise, I've been like on the toilet for 24 after eating a few bites of yogurt or cheese. I don't know why. It's the strangest thing.

Yes, I know you're not, I mean, I know you are... nice. :P
Of course I make good guesses. I'm .5% psychic yknow, lol.
Really? I'm a huge fan of coffee myself, as in humungousaur huge. I wonder if that makes me a "dipshiz" too, lol... Age 4 until 10, and then now, hmmm, maybe it has a time frame or something... Oh I know how that feels. Once I drank this coconut whisky, palm wine whichever they wanna call it and the next morning I ended up living in the toilet, lol. (tastes good tho, the wine) :D

... Btw, I didn't know crap can be baked. XD

You crack me up. xD

The feeling is mutual. XD

Do you ever get the feeling like you're craving something and you can't freaking figure out what but if someone said it you'd be like YES THATS IT GIVE ME.

that's me right now.

In other words, "crazy"? :P
Just kidding!! lol... Yeah, like at times I wanna eat something salty, but nothing specific in mind, or sweet, like that.

I'm going to settle for Nutella. :D

A huge cup of coffee fo me.

EDIT:
... ^a nutty person craving nutty food. :P

Nutella is just glorified chocolate icing, in my opinion.

So you think they should've named it 'Glorified Chocolate Icingtella'? hehe. :D

Probably. I was literally just eating it with pretzel sticks.
#dietfail.

I'll start on Monday. xD

I like those, pretzels.
Lol, yknow theres tons of Mondays this year. :P

I know. And I just ate pasta. WOO CARBS. xD

Eh, no problem there, youll be dieting on "Monday", remember? ;)
... btw, the pasta, you made it yourself?

I made it from a box. And boiled it. And put jelapenos on it. And also hot sauce from a bottle.

And ingested it. xD

Oh ok.... I just hope somewhere in that process you chewed the food, lol. XD

Chewing is for losers. I pumped it straight into my belly button. :D

And you're on a diet... I wonder what its like when you're not, lol. :D

It's bad. Actually, I'm attempting to not-diet now. For me, actually it's quite easy. I joke about it being hard, but it isn't.

Anorexics can't just "diet", I don't care what anyone says xD We all take them to the extreme and start relapsing. I'm having a hard time today eating anything at all. Zero appetite, which makes it easy. However, recovery is a process - and I do not like not having boobs. So - I'll eat a lunch 600 calories or more in about an hour so there's no room to be dizzy or anything.

I've actually found a few people on here who struggle with anorexia/bulimia nervosa or are recovered. It's awesome.

Well, whichever you prefer, dieting or not, goodluck to you there, and to all those people you met who has the same situation as yours, yknow, the the struggle with anorexia/bulimia, struggle to have boobs lol, those stuff.... Nah, just kidding, goodluck, really. :)
... Btw, 600 calories an hour?

I said IN an hour. xD That was around lunchtime. I cannot ingest 12,000 calories a day! xD

Yeah, thanks for doin the math for me. Never been too good with numbers lol... 12, 000 calories lol, you'll get lots of boobs with that, even in places you dont want to have them lol. :P
... ok, Ill stop talkin bout boobs now lol.