Happy St. Patrick's Sunday to the IRISH

To all the IRISH folks on PnQ, have a merry St. Patrick'day

Here is one to enjoy, let me here yours:

"A man was walking on a Belfast street one at night when suddenly he was confronted with a masked man who had a gun pointed right at him.
The gunman said "Are you Protestant or Catholic?"
The man was scared out of his wits but figured that he had to give some kind of an answer.
Praying for guidance he replied - "Neither - I'm Jewish!".
Silence for about 5 seconds, then the gunman's reply - "Is that so? Well let me tell you, you're talking to the first Arab in Belfast!"

Happy St Paddy to all

Well, here are some more, while people dish out their own.

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.

Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.

Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He's Dublin over with laughter!

Q: Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
A: He couldn't afford plane fare.

Q: What's Irish and stays out all night?
A: Patty O'furniture!

Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!

Q: Which mod is still hanging out in the pub waiting to catch a leprachaun (since the 15th?)
A: The one with the silver*****. (haha :)

Enjoy the day!

Nice LS! =)

Hope everyone had a great St. Patrick's Day!!!