Magic Soda Machine Game!!

  • Hellon
    10 years ago

    I played this with my grandkids the other day and...before I knew it the adults had all joined in and we had a lot of fun with it (nothing to do with the beer and wine available haha!!) so, I thought I'd post it here...

    Here's how it works...

    You are in front of a soda machine.

    Turns out, you can insert ANYTHING into the machine and get ANYTHING back! The more random the better :)

    Your post starts with 'Inserts and....finishes with Gets"

    Inserts old Gene Pitney LP...Gets CRC error message.

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  • Michael D Nalley
    10 years ago

    Insert junk mail ...Gets back all the stuff it says you have won

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  • Hellon
    10 years ago

    Inserts the 20 ipods I've won this month...Gets a free flight to Syria.

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  • Michael D Nalley
    10 years ago

    Inserts all the Chinese fortune cookies you have saved for a snack.... Gets a "fortune" back or a get out of debt pass for the U.S.

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  • Hellon
    10 years ago

    Inserts $100 US...gets back one stick of gum and....a free gun...

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  • Michael D Nalley
    10 years ago

    Inserts dark past ..Gets back bright future

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  • Hellon
    10 years ago

    Inserts Michael...gets neon lights.

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  • Michael D Nalley
    10 years ago

    Lol

    Inserts list of sins.. Gets back absolution

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  • Hellon
    10 years ago

    OMG..Mike...I'm cracking up here....inserts "absolution" gets a bottle of vodka...wicked!!!!

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  • Michael D Nalley
    10 years ago

    Inserts bottle of vodka...Gets back one night stand

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  • Hellon
    10 years ago

    Inserts one night stand and remains of vodka bottle...gets a floater in my bathroom.

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  • Michael D Nalley
    10 years ago

    Inserts floater.... gets back towel

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  • Hellon
    10 years ago

    I think you should have got a trowel but never mind...booby prizes always appear in these games :)

    Inserts booby prize...gets a lemon.

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  • Michael D Nalley
    10 years ago

    Inserts lemon + Jack Daniel ..Gets back Lynchburg lemon-aid

    PS HAD TO LOOK UP FLOATER IN URBAN DICTIONARY LMAO

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  • Hellon
    10 years ago

    Honestly Mike..I'm seriously going to die laughing here....

    Inserts Jack...gets beanstock...

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  • nouriguess
    10 years ago

    Inserts my fanatic family members... gets a scholarship.

    Edited: Why would you want to fly to Syria, Hellon? I'd insert anything to get the hell out of this country.

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  • Hellon
    10 years ago

    Inserts scholarship...Gets text books.

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  • Michael D Nalley
    10 years ago

    Inserts Jack + bean stock +scholarship ..Gets back goose that lays golden eggs

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  • Hellon
    10 years ago

    Inserts golden eggs...gets...a chicken named Jack that talks and climbs like a human...

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  • Michael D Nalley
    10 years ago

    Inserts chicken that talks ...Gets back Big Bird

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  • Hellon
    10 years ago

    Inserts Big Bird...Gets back yellow feathers...

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  • Michael D Nalley
    10 years ago

    Inserts yellow feathers

    Gets back

    http://youtu.be/bZxs09eV-Vc

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  • Hellon
    10 years ago

    Inserts...
    http://youtu.be/bZxs09eV-Vc

    nothing happened? Gets a plastic cow as a consolation prize though???

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  • Michael D Nalley
    10 years ago

    INSERTS
    Big Bird - Obama for America TV Ad
    TO Google gets a laugh that will make you roll on the floor

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZxs09eV-Vc&feature=youtu.be

    youtube is like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get

    http://youtu.be/XEVAvSbKfRU

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  • Hellon
    10 years ago

    Inserts both of these links because I can't open either...also the box of chocs from Forrest Gump because they will be very stale by now....gets...a pair of running shoes.

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  • Michael D Nalley
    10 years ago

    Inserts plastic cow gets back coffeemate creamers

    inserts running shoes gets back to Alabama

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  • Hellon
    10 years ago

    Inserts plastic and gets Obama.

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  • Michael D Nalley
    10 years ago

    Inserts Obama ..gets WTF Winning The Future

    Inserts flux capacitor, Gets back to the future

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  • Hellon
    10 years ago

    Inserts future...gets back...go live on Mars...it's a safe choice...

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  • Michael D Nalley
    10 years ago

    Inserts Mars gets a Milky Way

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  • Hellon
    10 years ago

    Inserts Milky Way..gets back mars bar

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  • Michael D Nalley
    10 years ago

    Inserts Mars bar ...Gets back inebriated Martians

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  • Hellon
    10 years ago

    Inserts inebriated Martians...gets Martini shaker.

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  • Michael D Nalley
    10 years ago

    Inserts Martini shaker

    Gets back"extra virgin" olive oil

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  • Hellon
    10 years ago

    Inserts virgin...gets back Richard Branson

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  • Michael D Nalley
    10 years ago

    Insert Richard Branson ...gets back a record label

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  • Hellon
    10 years ago

    Inserts record...gets back gramophone.

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  • Michael D Nalley
    10 years ago

    Inserts gramophone ..Gets back digital download

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  • Hellon
    10 years ago

    Inserts download...gets Justin Bieber virus.

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  • Poet on the Piano
    10 years ago

    Inserts Justin Bieber... gets a $500 fine for a DUI

    Just kidding :P

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