THE CLUB #3

7. Nature

Against my windowpane
there is a mosquito
trying to come in
it's glass you fuckin dumbass
you can't come in

8. Double form

Fuck, another one.
Okay I should just calm down
There we go... the first

one is over and
so is the second line of
the second one. yes.

. Must write a poem to yourself, or about yourself

I don't know much about
myself, except that I've become 
the nerdiest person at Uni,
and that my dream is
to shoot porn
one day

2. Must mention a member's username.

Nicko, where are you?
Come help us finish these
before the deadline
my eyes are crossing

3.) war

On July 4th
we throw bombs at the sky
maybe to scare away the rain,
or maybe because it's the only thing
we're pretty sure won't care.

4.) money

Give me a nickel, I'll give you a dime.
You'll think that I'm fickle, I know I'm just fine.

5.) wild

Popcorn ceilings
dribble butter
because we spilled some
upstairs.

6.) color/shape

Oblong silver bubbles
swim up
from the fish's mouth.

7.) nature

A carpet of green,
won't need to be vacuumed,
won't need to be febreezed,
just sliced.

8.) double form

Don't breathe, your nose will
Run, litterally, from
Your face.

I told you not to. You
Couldn't help it? Now your face is
Empty.

1.) about self

I hate my saggy cheeks
and twisted nose
that irks right
as if it wants
to run right off
my face.

2.) pnq'er

There's none so sweet
as nourayasmine,
she'll knock your socks off
with the effortless breeze
of her poetry.

3.) war

By kicking that stick
you've inadvertently
destroyed the only barrier
keeping the peace
between red ants
and black ants.
Woops.

4.) money

We pass back
replicas of presidents,
the weirdest and least appreciated
portraits we could find.

5.) wild

If finger tag
was a sport,
I'd be in heaven.

6.) color/shape

The shape of my heart
is an eggplant.
The color is red.
Don't tell me that you aren't
aroused.

7.) nature

Eggplants grow
thick and purple
from a spiny green vein,
a strangely wonderful
umbilical cord.

8.) double form

Every night I just want to sit
And shove ice cream in
Titanic cutlery down my throat.

Maybe it's not healthy, maybe
Oatmeal would be better. But
Really. It's ice cream.
Eat me.

1.) about me

I've got eyes,
brown like wood
covered in moss
or green slime.

2.) pnq'er

Don't you ask me
what a Narph is.
Better, delight in the effortless
mystique
of saying "Narphangu"

3.) war

you kicked the pirates nest,
now fop your butt down
and watch the war
commence.

4.) money

My bag
eats quarters for lunch
but doesn't give out
candy bars.
:(

5.) wild

Widget is a wondrous word,
a warbly, wobbly, wimpley thing,
or maybe it's on the world wide web,
who knows? it's all wishful anywho.

6.) color/shape

The Colour and the Shape
has great tunes,
it's blue
and square.

7.) nature

au naturelle, she's got
the scent of
human drip,
it's something alright.

8.) double form

Help help help help help
writing made me lose my mind
help help help help help

You didn't help me
I've no mind left... I'm empty
tortoise, tortoise, bug

1. poem to yourself, or about yourself.

Its all about me
me me me me
Did i say me, no, its about us
And then me

2. member's username

There was a member called Shank
I thought he was a bit of a plank
we'd go hammer and toe
Nearly come to blows
it was really all a bit of a wank

3. War

war
what do we live for
War
lies and destruction
Induction
who wants to die

4. money, sport

You can't have one without the other
Money and sport
go hand in hand like
sport and money
without money you're a bunny

5. Wild card

Lil was the best the west could produce
there wasn't a man she couldn't seduce
till along came big bad Pete
with a bale of wheat
Didn't he half feel like a goose

6. one colour, AND one shape

One white one
One red one
And one with a bit of shite on
The gears on my square Monaro
Hung down to my knees

7. nature

Now here's the go
ma old flower and carrot
A topic close to my heart
blossom and flower
Spring and potato chips
just love it

8. Double Form

Sunshine on my arm
makes me get sunburnt badly
But makes me happy

Sunshine on my beans
makes them grow exceeding fast
ready for the pot

1. Must write a poem to yourself, or about yourself.

I am 31 and I really
shouldn't be writing
rubbish poetry and getting
pimples at this age.

2.) pn1er

Kevin is small
and Kevin is short
He has feet
that look great
in sandals.

3. War

We charge forth,
shooting dubious poetry
from our nostrils,
our pride gone
and nothing left
but an undying roar.

4.) money

Wordlessly
he slips a fart
knowing
this will set her
aflame
with money

5. Wild

The princess always wanted
Prince Charming to be like
the farmer's boy, crinkly and comfortable
with hard work in his hands.

6.) shape/color

Abby's skirt is cut
of a more precious
substance
than the summer wind...
See how it creates triangular
shimmies,
red facets
catching the wind