Nicko???

Once more I'm intrigued by you new avatar!!! What is it this time? By now you will know that I love woodwork but...really...it looks...well..you know? especially that white blob thingy so....what is it :)

I'm betting it's something nautical
and your thoughts are something naughtycal

Does that make me a naughtygal? haha!!!

But of course!
Nautically speaking.

Or nautically navigating to a naughty pithole.

Naughtycally speaking.

Hey Hello Hellon your vivid imagination has run wild, I like it ha.. come over I'll give you a free Demo

They are pepper and salt grinders set in a solid base. they stand about 50cm's high. the white blob thingy is actually cups and saucers to give dimension... might be hard to see on your computer

these were for a mate and made from some timber he gave me from his holiday house, Mernda we think.......

I much prefer Hellon's imagination to reality

A big pair of grinders...WOW!

Ok, I failed to anticipate her powers of articulation.

Maybe I should have put it more eloquently Larry?

There once was a guy named Nick-o
who was something of a woodwork hero
he would turn his wood lathe
at a furious pace
making grinders that looked like dick-os.

You should put that last word in the urban dictionary lol

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dildocorn

See Hellon where you are strong , I'm, he does not exist.
In my mirror everything is mutual.

Though I did not know how deep you are into Emily Dickinson.
And Larry, looking at her avatar, she seem a great orator, of course she could articulate anything she pleases.

Michael...a dildocorn...OMG...LMAO!!!

Unless the cups and saucer are miniatures Nicko has huge pepper and salt grinders lol