Which PnQer would you trust most to:

  • Melpomene
    10 years ago

    1. Fight off a dingo when you're lost in Australia?

    2. Give you mouth to mouth when you're choking on a hotdog?

    3. Help you survive a Resident Evil zombie apocalypse?

    4. Help you find a way off a deserted island when all you have on you is a pack of gum?

    5. Defuse a drunken fight at a WWE wresting match?

    6. Host a PnQ reunion?

    7. Check a winning lottery ticket for you and give it back?

    8. Complete the amazing race with you?

    9. Cook dinner for you when you're trying to impress your in-laws?

    10. Drive your brand new, shiny and expensive car from the dealer to your home?

    11. Give your PnQ log in name and password to?

    12. Secure you and them $100,000 by completing a challenge where they were submerged in a tank of cockroaches.

  • Hellon
    10 years ago

    Status: moderator
    date: 2014.11.10 23:47

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    1. Fight off a dingo when you're lost in Australia?

    Nicko

    2. Give you mouth to mouth when you're choking on a hotdog?

    I don't eat junk food :)

    3. Help you survive a Resident Evil zombie apocalypse?

    Kevin or Darren

    4. Help you find a way off a deserted island when all you have on you is a pack of gum?

    Abby

    5. Defuse a drunken fight at a WWE wresting match?

    Melpo

    6. Host a PnQ reunion?

    Andrea

    7. Check a winning lottery ticket for you and give it back?

    Not bl**dy likely

    8. Complete the amazing race with you?

    Michael or Jane maybe

    9. Cook dinner for you when you're trying to impress your in-laws?

    Probably myself or Larry perhaps?

    10. Drive your brand new, shiny and expensive car from the dealer to your home?

    Definitely Larry

    11. Give your PnQ log in name and password to?

    No one :)

    12. Secure you and them $100,000 by completing a challenge where they were submerged in a tank of cockroaches

    ddavidd... The thought of ddavidd in a tank of cockroaches just appeals to my sense of humour lol!!!

  • Narph
    10 years ago

    Ooh, I'll play.

    1. Fight off a dingo when you're lost in Australia?
    Melpo, obviously.

    2. Give you mouth to mouth when you're choking on a hotdog?
    Helon

    3. Help you survive a Resident Evil zombie apocalypse?
    Jordan

    4. Help you find a way off a deserted island when all you have on you is a pack of gum?
    Nicko

    5. Defuse a drunken fight at a WWE wresting match?
    Kevin

    6. Host a PnQ reunion?
    Britt

    7. Check a winning lottery ticket for you and give it back?
    Larry

    8. Complete the amazing race with you?
    Noura. Please, can we?

    9. Cook dinner for you when you're trying to impress your in-laws?
    Kay. Is Kay still here? I miss you!

    10. Drive your brand new, shiny and expensive car from the dealer to your home?
    Colm, probably.

    11. Give your PnQ log in name and password to?
    Jane

    12. Secure you and them $100,000 by completing a challenge where they were submerged in a tank of cockroaches.
    Abby

  • Larry Chamberlin
    10 years ago

    1. Fight off a dingo when you're lost in Australia? Joe (Italian Stallion)

    2. Give you mouth to mouth when you're choking on a hotdog? NOBODY! But Nicko would be good for a Heimlich.

    3. Help you survive a Resident Evil zombie apocalypse? Def Kevin & Narph tag team

    4. Help you find a way off a deserted island when all you have on you is a pack of gum? (Why gum? Bribery?) If there's a computer terminal, I'll take ALS; if not ddavidd - we wouldn't get off the island but we'd argue about every turn

    5. Defuse a drunken fight at a WWE wresting match? Michael & Youtube

    6. Host a PnQ reunion? Britt & Andrea

    7. Check a winning lottery ticket for you and give it back? Rania

    8. Complete the amazing race with you? Colm

    9. Cook dinner for you when you're trying to impress your in-laws? Hellon

    10. Drive your brand new, shiny and expensive car from the dealer to your home? Jane

    11. Give your PnQ log in name and password to? Mel & Luce

    12. Secure you and them $100,000 by completing a challenge where they were submerged in a tank of cockroaches. JANIS!!!!!!!!

  • Hellon
    10 years ago

    Mel...why don't you give us your thoughts?

  • Melpomene
    10 years ago

    Larry, I'm not entirely sure why I chose gum. I just feel like you can do a lot with it haha.

    1. Fight off a dingo when you're lost in Australia?
    `Nicko! I'd be concerned some of our lovely members from around the globe might think they are pretty puppies and try to pat them.

    2. Give you mouth to mouth when you're choking on a hotdog?
    `Are their any members in the medical field on the site? If not I'll avoid hotdogs.

    3. Help you survive a Resident Evil zombie apocalypse?
    `Britt, she has Jason....and those two have a lot of guns.

    4. Help you find a way off a deserted island when all you have on you is a pack of gum?
    `Cynnie, her imagination would run wild and I'm sure she could come up with something.

    5. Defuse a drunken fight at a WWE wresting match?
    `Larry, he's the mediator of the site. Plus it would be fun to hear him use his career knowledge and put people in their place!

    6. Host a PnQ reunion?
    `Hellon. She's close by and I feel like some of these members need to come here to get our sense of humour a little more. Imagine a reunion: Aussie style.

    7. Check a winning lottery ticket for you and give it back?
    `Sunny, she's too sweet to skip town with the money....but of course I would give her some of the money to buy herself as much glitter as she wanted to cover up her spider bites.

    8. Complete the amazing race with you?
    `Nor, it would be one fun time.

    9. Cook dinner for you when you're trying to impress your in-laws?
    `Lu. I miss that lady.

    10. Drive your brand new, shiny and expensive car from the dealer to your home?
    `Colm, I imagine he drives cool calm and collected.

    11. Give your PnQ log in name and password to?
    `Jane. She'd probably have a ball reading all the competitive messages about how FOP/RTVW need to destroy TC in challenges :P

    12. Secure you and them $100,000 by completing a challenge where they were submerged in a tank of cockroaches.
    `Darren, while I do have a wicked sense of humour like Hellon, this is more strategic. I just feel like Darren would do it, wouldn't whinge, and we'd happily split the $100,000.

  • nouriguess
    10 years ago

    1. Fight off a dingo when you're lost in Australia?
    Nicko.

    2. Give you mouth to mouth when you're choking on a hotdog?
    Jane

    3. Help you survive a Resident Evil zombie apocalypse?
    Jordan. BTW, I MISS YOU, JORDAN.

    4. Help you find a way off a deserted island when all you have on you is a pack of gum?
    Jane.

    5. Defuse a drunken fight at a WWE wresting match?
    Um, Larry.

    6. Host a PnQ reunion?
    Jane

    7. Check a winning lottery ticket for you and give it back?
    Jane.

    8. Complete the amazing race with you?
    Abby.

    9. Cook dinner for you when you're trying to impress your in-laws?
    Britt or Jane.

    10. Drive your brand new, shiny and expensive car from the dealer to your home?
    Sibby

    11. Give your PnQ log in name and password to?
    TC members.

    12. Secure you and them $100,000 by completing a challenge where they were submerged in a tank of cockroaches.
    I don't know...
    :(

  • Maple Tree
    10 years ago

    1. Fight off a dingo when you're lost in Australia?

    Hellon

    2. Give you mouth to mouth when you're choking on a hotdog?

    Mouth to Mouth would not be appropriate, I would trust Darren to give me the Heimlich maneuver :-)

    3. Help you survive a Resident Evil zombie apocalypse? Britt

    4. Help you find a way off a deserted island when all you have on you is a pack of gum? Larry

    5. Defuse a drunken fight at a WWE wresting match? Colm, I think he could calm anyone down!

    6. Host a PnQ reunion?

    Britt, Chelsey and Jane

    7. Check a winning lottery ticket for you and give it back? Mel

    8. Complete the amazing race with you?

    Yaki

    9. Cook dinner for you when you're trying to impress your in-laws?

    Hellon

    10. Drive your brand new, shiny and expensive car from the dealer to your home?

    Larry

    11. Give your PnQ log in name and password to?

    Rania/ Nana

    12. Secure you and them $100,000 by completing a challenge where they were submerged in a tank of cockroaches.

    My dear friend David and Larry would do this for me... After my spider massacre, these fellas would help a sister out!

  • Larry Chamberlin
    10 years ago

    Thank you, Andrea.
    You're the only other person that recognizes that doing mouth to mouth while the victim is choking on a hot dog guarantees their death!

  • silvershoes
    10 years ago

    I love these. Thanks for making one, Smelly!

    1. Fight off a dingo when you're lost in Australia?

    Britt if I want to eat the dingo for dinner later and have its head mounted on my wall. If I want the dingo to survive (let's be honest, I'm probably going to try to befriend it and get my hand bitten off), then Nicko. He'd wound the animal, not kill it.

    2. Give you mouth to mouth when you're choking on a hotdog?

    Ddavidd. Ha, no, hopefully no one. Guess I would trust any of the members who have put "heimlich maneuver" so far, or I'd bend over a chair and try to save myself.

    Side story: I paid ~$80 to get my CPR/First Aid licenses renewed a few months ago so that I would be more likely to get my current job. After getting the job, my supervisor happily told us the company offers free CPR/First Aid classes/licenses. BAH! Of course.

    3. Help you survive a Resident Evil zombie apocalypse?

    Britt and Nicko = the brawn. Abby = the brain. Kevin = the weirdly accurate knowledge of zombies. Me = the lucky sob who undeservedly survives a zombie apocalypse.

    4. Help you find a way off a deserted island when all you have on you is a pack of gum?

    Mel since it was her idea in the first place. I bet she already has a thorough gum plan. I'd just eat it.
    EDIT: My fellow pirates, ARRRR!!!

    5. Defuse a drunken fight at a WWE wresting match?

    I'd say Larry because he knows what to say and when to say it, but I'm not sure words would mean much to two sweaty, angry men. Kevin it is!

    6. Host a PnQ reunion?

    Larry & Hellon. I'm looking forward to it already!

    7. Check a winning lottery ticket for you and give it back?

    Abby. Sib. Kevin. Nicko. Noura. Jordan. Narph. Mo. Larry. Britt. Andrea. Nana. I'd give you each a cut ;)

    8. Complete the amazing race with you?

    Britt. Possibly the most competitive, resourceful, reliable, motivated person I've ever met.

    9. Cook dinner for you when you're trying to impress your in-laws?

    I get the feeling a lot of you can cook. Larry. Hellon. Britt. Elizabeth. Maybe Larry so my in-laws don't fall in love with one of the girls and try to replace me.

    10. Drive your brand new, shiny and expensive car from the dealer to your home?

    I like the impression of Colm driving my car home, calm and cool. Hell, take it for a spin, buddy! I trust ya.

    11. Give your PnQ log in name and password to?

    QUITE a few people, like the lottery ticket, though I'll keep to my club this time: Abby, Sib, Kevin, Nicko, Noura, Narph, Jordan, Mo...

    12. Secure you and them $100,000 by completing a challenge where they were submerged in a tank of cockroaches.

    Kevin.

  • Britt
    10 years ago

    Can I just say you all make me feel like a real bad ass by saying I'd help you survive the zombies? You're all probably right, I do have a lot of guns. And may or may not have a total plan for when the inevitable happens. That's how I'll get the PnQ Reunion, lmao.

    Jane, you suck. You made me cry over the amazing race comment. So much for my bad-assery with all these tears, bahahah.

    1. Fight off a dingo when you're lost in Australia?

    Melpo, because she clearly knows about them. Or Nicko.

    2. Give you mouth to mouth when you're choking on a hotdog?

    Any sort of medical attention (because this wouldn't work, haha) I would choose Andrea. She's a caregiver, yes please!!

    3. Help you survive a Resident Evil zombie apocalypse?
    The first person to come to mind is Kevin. He'd have a whole different group of people to back him than I do, and together we'd probably survive it all. Bahah. Or Jungle Jane. Only in Jungle Jane mode ;)

    4. Help you find a way off a deserted island when all you have on you is a pack of gum?

    Colm. He'd keep me calm and with all the traveling he's been doing it just seems appropriate. Or Hellon. She travels heaps too and she would keep me fed, hahaha.

    5. Defuse a drunken fight at a WWE wresting match?
    Colm. He's calm. Or Melpo.

    6. Host a PnQ reunion?
    We all know it'd probably be me to do it, bahaha. Or Chelsey. She seems to meet the most PnQers ha

    7. Check a winning lottery ticket for you and give it back?
    Oh dang - none of you suckers! :P

    8. Complete the amazing race with you?
    Chelsey, Abby, Jane, Melpo, Colm.. any of those peeps. Chelsey because she'd have me cracking up when I'm scared and pray with me like crazy, bahaha. Abby because she would definitely have me take note of the cultural things I think I'd otherwise miss, I don't know why, I just feel like she would. Jane because we'd have a friggin blast and she's encourage me out of my comfort zone. Melpo, again, we'd have a blast and I think she and I would work really well on a team together - she's competitive but laid back so she can easily handle my freak outs lol. Colm for the same reason as Mel and Jane. He'd encourage me to be more adventurous and help me through my freak outs.

    9. Cook dinner for you when you're trying to impress your in-laws?

    Lu! I want to try her cooking so bad. Or Hellon - she always has delicious recipes.

    10. Drive your brand new, shiny and expensive car from the dealer to your home?
    Definitely not Chelsey or Melpo -- Melpo just started driving and Chelsey scares the crap out of me hahaha. I don't know! I like everyone else saying Colm because of his calm-ness.

    11. Give your PnQ log in name and password to?
    Melpo, Chelsey, Colm. Those three know everything anyway haha

    12. Secure you and them $100,000 by completing a challenge where they were submerged in a tank of cockroaches.

    Nicko or Darren. I think they'd do it. lol.

  • Colm
    10 years ago

    Thanks to all the people saying I'd be good to drive their cars home but you haven't seen me with my road rage yet! Haha

    1. Fight off a dingo when you're lost in Australia?

    - I have some near-experience of this so I think I'd be ok, but I'd like Nicko there to cover my back!

    2. Give you mouth to mouth when you're choking on a hotdog?

    - If somebody tried to give mouth to mouth while I was choking I'd send them off to First Aid-101, providing I survive their over-eagerness (if not I'd just haunt them and their education system in general!)

    3. Help you survive a Resident Evil zombie apocalypse?

    - Britt (more specifically, Jason and their gun collection! ha)

    4. Help you find a way off a deserted island when all you have on you is a pack of gum?

    - Probably Cynnie, she is logical and uses her phone enough to hopefully have charged and ready to call for help (or to at least google a Bear Grylls episode on how to survive a desert island!)

    5. Defuse a drunken fight at a WWE wresting match?

    - It'd be a pity to break up a real fight on the rare occasion that one actually broke out in WWE, I think I'd just bust out the popcorn and enjoy! But I think Andrea would be good in that situation, or Larry of course.

    6. Host a PnQ reunion?

    - Larry, partially because I was so disappointed I missed him when he was over here recently.

    7. Check a winning lottery ticket for you and give it back?

    - Britt (although waiting for it in the mail might be nerve-wracking!)

    8. Complete the amazing race with you?

    - I think I'd try to make it into a club challenge, I imagine I'd have fun doing it with most other FOP members and we could help each other through!

    9. Cook dinner for you when you're trying to impress your in-laws?

    Hellon, I think I remember reading some of her recipes/interest in them and I reckon she has encountered great cooking styles and dishes in her travels

    10. Drive your brand new, shiny and expensive car from the dealer to your home?

    - Darren I think would be safest as he is likely used to driving on the left side of the road!

    11. Give your PnQ log in name and password to?

    - Any of the other mods and a fair percentage of Foppers too, if the need arose.

    12. Secure you and them $100,000 by completing a challenge where they were submerged in a tank of cockroaches.

    - I have an inclination that Auzy would be well able for this challenge!

  • abracadabra
    10 years ago

    1. Fight off a dingo when you're lost in Australia?
    Jane.

    2. Give you mouth to mouth when you're choking on a hotdog?
    Nicko loves doing the hind lick maneuver, but I'd get Jane to give me mouth-to-mouth afterwards for good measure.

    3. Help you survive a Resident Evil zombie apocalypse?
    Kevin for his zombie canniness, Jane for hot ninja skills/my love interest in a time of despair, Britt for ammunition and grit, Sib for moral compass.

    4. Help you find a way off a deserted island when all you have on you is a pack of gum?
    Man, any of my Clubbies will be all over this challenge.

    5. Defuse a drunken fight at a WWE wresting match?
    Darren. Don't know him, but I think he would use just the right language and his presence wouldn't be patronising.

    6. Host a PnQ reunion?
    Jane for ideas, Larry for pulling power, Britt for actually doing all the work.

    7. Check a winning lottery ticket for you and give it back?
    Sib. She'd be riddled with guilt otherwise.

    8. Complete the amazing race with you?
    Narph for highlighting all the irony and adventure, Jane to keep up the competitive edge, Kevin because he can do pretty much everything.

    9. Cook dinner for you when you're trying to impress your in-laws?
    I'm a very impressive cook myself and I wouldn't want anyone else impressing my in-laws. But I'd invite Hellon, and get her to bring a plate.

    10. Drive your brand new, shiny and expensive car from the dealer to your home?
    Colm, yup. Sooo responsible.

    11. Give your PnQ log in name and password to?
    Jane.

    12. Secure you and them $100,000 by completing a challenge where they were submerged in a tank of cockroaches.
    ddavidd, this challenge would be piss-weak to him after all the rigorous tests he's had to put himself through. And his lack of ego would ensure I'd get my share.

  • silvershoes
    10 years ago

    "ddavidd, this challenge would be piss-weak to him after all the rigorous tests he's had to put himself through. And his lack of ego would ensure I'd get my share."

    Well said. I nearly put Ddavidd, but thought Kevin might actually enjoy the cockroach sensation and new experience (if it is new...who knows?).

  • Britt
    10 years ago

    So I think I need to put together this reunion thing. Hahaha

  • Narph
    10 years ago

    Haha, it seems like you've officially been nominated

  • Britt
    10 years ago

    I read any answers that chose me to my husband and he says

    1. It's nice to know my gun collection is known around the world (haha)
    And 2. You have these people fooled.. you can't get through a fake haunted house without falling over screaming, let alone the zombie apocalypse.

    I don't have guns in the haunted houses. Duh.

  • Nicko
    10 years ago

    1. Fight off a dingo when you're lost in Australia?

    Yep would have to say Jane as well, her horse whispering skills would come to the fore

    2. Give you mouth to mouth when you're choking on a hotdog?

    Sibs, Jane, Nor, Mel , Narph, The Princess. Only single girls of course... The hotdog was a mere ruse

    3. Help you survive a Resident Evil zombie apocalypse?

    Bob, oops he's one of the Zombies ummm... Sunshine of course, her radiant sunlight and goodness would scare the bejesus out of those Zombie thingo's

    4. Help you find a way off a deserted island when all you have on you is a pack of gum?

    Sibs, Jane, Nor, Mel , Narph, The Princess. Only single girls of course, might just camp there awhile....

    5. Defuse a drunken fight at a WWE wresting match?

    Gotta be Larry.. with years of experience behind him he can defuse anything...

    6. Host a PnQ reunion?
    going with popular consensus here Brit the hostess with the mostess

    7. Check a winning lottery ticket for you and give it back?

    Sibs, Jane, Larry, Abby, But if i was to pick one, Andrea with a huge moral compass here, honest as the day is long

    8. Complete the amazing race with you?

    Its gotta be Jane or Abby, quick, witty, intelligent, resourceful, even tempered, we would shit in

    9. Cook dinner for you when you're trying to impress your in-laws?

    Mr Michael D Nalley I'm guessing he's a wiz in the kitchen. it would make for a great night

    10. Drive your brand new, shiny and expensive car from the dealer to your home?

    Colm his persona kinda fits this, not that sure why ...

    11. Give your PnQ log in name and password to?

    All of my Club members, I trust them all...

    12. Secure you and them $100,000 by completing a challenge where they were submerged in a tank of cockroaches.

  • Hellon
    10 years ago

    ^^^

    Nicko keeps us all in suspense over who's going in the cockroach tank lol!!!

  • Nicko
    10 years ago

    Ha.. three guesses who i would submerge in the cockroach tank

    HHaahaaahh

  • Larry Chamberlin
    10 years ago

    He agrees with me: Janis!

  • ddavidd
    10 years ago

    Which PnQer would you trust most to:
    No one, haha I trust neither of you morons!!

  • Sunshine
    10 years ago

    Haha awww you guys, how adorable. thank you, I feel just like a yellowhero <3

    1. Fight off a dingo when you're lost in Australia?

    Wild dogs love me !

    2. Give you mouth to mouth when you're choking on a hotdog?

    I won't mind being killed by my fav junk food <3_<3

    3. Help you survive a Resident Evil zombie apocalypse?

    ANDREA IN HER FAIRY outfit :]

    4. Help you find a way off a deserted island when all you have on you is a pack of gum?

    that would be Ben, too bad he's not around anymore!

    5. Defuse a drunken fight at a WWE wresting match?

    Larrry

    6. Host a PnQ reunion?

    Andreaa and Ingrid

    7. Check a winning lottery ticket for you and give it back?

    oh a few to be honest

    Larry, Andrea, Temps, and Rabea

    8. Complete the amazing race with you?

    YAki!

    9. Cook dinner for you when you're trying to impress your in-laws?

    Def Larry and Andrea. And Narph for a rainbow cake!

    10. Drive your brand new, shiny and expensive car from the dealer to your home?

    Jane and Temps and I have to trust a law guy on wheels; Larry.

    11. Give your PnQ log in name and password to?

    Larry
    Andrea
    Jane
    Temps

    12. Secure you and them $100,000 by completing a challenge where they were submerged in a tank of cockroaches.

    Oh no no no. thanks O.o