Surely...

..there's the potential for some sort of comedy from this story...

http://www.9news.com.au/national/2016/09/17/10/56/would-be-thief-caught-stealing-fake-money-on-cctv

did he take the fake money and buy a fake gun with it? Did he go on to do better things like rob Toytown Bank, threatening the teller to fill the bag or 'bang-bang' - you're dead! Did The Don stand up and say" Do as Hillary Says...drop your gun son". Perhaps he took the money to a forger and now the world is full of toy money...the sky's the limit on this little story that just caught my eye and my attention for a few moments of my bored state.

Then, of course, there could be a spin of show from the "very important" words of Sergeant Dan Marshall...

"Thieves tend to have specific MOs that they follow, stuff they get comfortable with," Sergeant Dan Marshall told CNN affiliate AZ Family.

"They don't get caught doing it once and they figure, hey, it's a tried and true method and then they stick to it."

Is it 1st April and my calendar needs changing???

Feel free to add or make up your own little scenario folks....

Carelessness

Storming
The jewellery store,
Intent on
Causing fear,
Kim slips on a banana skin...

Unbalanced, he falls like a sack of
Potatoes

Sergeant Marshall scratches his head at this new clue for...he is not a poetry person and has never heard of an acrostic...but, he has to make an update on events so....here's what he said...

"after lasts night's events and from further information that we have receive we believe the perpetrator is a monkey...a monkey called Kim. We cannot release all details right now but the public should be alert to any primates in the area with large amounts of cash in their possession"

Kim thought that his monkey suit was the perfect disguise, but how was he to know it came with complimentary banana skins in the pockets. That's the trouble with joke shops, always having a laugh with their customers. Well, Kim was hardly a customer, as he had stolen the suit. Karma, perhaps?

Kim stepped out of the suit and wheeled his barrow of cash to his motorbike and side cart.

Sergeant Marshall, Kim exclaims, you have played a blinder, delivering that red herring. They both laugh until they cry! Crime does pay, or does it?

Surely he couldn't be that dumb to not realise its a child cashier??? Fair enough fake money as you'd just leg it but come on.. LOL