Poetry Jokes

Larry's posted link on Robin Williams certainly made me chuckle and so I thought wouldn't it be nice to carry on the theme and the fun and have a thread full of poetry jokes and humour - as cheesy as you like....

So here's a couple to start it off

Question: Why was John Keats always hounded by creditors?
Answer: Because he Ode so much.

Question: Have you heard about the vampire turned poet?
Answer: He went from Bat-to-verse

A sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you hit
'enter' a lot.

Question: How does a poet sneeze?
Answer: Haiku!!!