Embarrassing Childhood Stories.....

when i was in kindergarten i believe, we were doing this "play" and i felt so special because i got to be the main character which was the chicken or the goose or some fowl. Well anyway, i was dancing up on these bleachers, waggling my tail feathers, and i slipped and fell flat on my face in front of everyone else. I think my mom caught it on tape too hehe...
-A

When I was about 4 or 5, my mom always slapped my hand and said don't touch. Well, the neighbor kid came over and he was about 6 and he touched one of my moms fancy ashtray's and I picked it up and hit him over the head with it and said "mommy said don't touch"

Once when I was little me and my best friend Mike were playing House...lol...Well I was like5 and he was like4...Well we weer playing house inthe bushes and my brother was pretending to be the dog,..He was 3...Well we kissed...lol...And our parents caught us kissing...lol...It was so mortifying...lol...My brother still cause me a baby prostitute till this day..and im 19..Well it probabyl doesnt help that Mike and I also hooked up when got older a few times...lol

I used 2 do my own version of the riverdance which I decided 2 call my "clicky dance" I used 2 do it for every guest in our house.... omg!

I thought aswel dat I got my bellybutton because a monkey/boogie man (it varied) shot me in the belly. I was such a weird kid.

Wow im so bored im reading post from liike 3 or 4 years ago! o well umm i cant rele say i have an embarrising moment cuz i dont lol im the class clown and i dont care wat happens i just like when ppl laugh at mean lol idk y! i guess im weird!

When i was about four, me and my family went to a buffet. i loved strawberries, and it just so happened that the buffet had a big basket of strawberries. But i spotted a few strawberries on the edge of the table next to us, and i walked over and just began eating their strawberries off their table. Luckily the people at the table thought i was cute. Awwwwww.. :D

When I was in the fifth grade I went to visit my aunts in Denver. When we were there we went to the central park and my aunt convinced me to take my shirt off and wlk around like that. ;_; I was such an idiot. everyone kept staring at me!

When i was in the 8th grade my family and i were going to this carol in candlelight thing at my church as we were at the entrance my borther goes jen theres your boyfriend and i was like where and i kept looking around for william. while getting out of the car i saw thad, who i had crush on walking. so i began laughing and turned around to shut my door, but unfortunately for me i ran into the car when i turned around thad was walking in my hurry kinda way

When I was 13 my Dad played Santa at our church. My cousin who was 6, sat on his lap. The usual, and then came up to me and said " I know that wasn't Santa". I asked her why and she screamed out "THAT WASN'T SANTA THAT WAS MY UNCLE BUTCHY" I didn't know what to say the whole church burst out in laughter and my "Santa" was laughing too.
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