If you have any drinking quotes submit here

" Everyone has to believe in somthing..... I believe, I will have abother drink"

Pick up the book "Denial is not a River in Egypt."

I have a drinking problem ................ two hands, one mouth xx

okay i have a couple... the first one isn't really about drinking, but oh well

When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then go find someone whose life gave him vodka, and have a party. ;)

and here are the others
Drugs and Alcohol don't mix, so do them seperately.
And
Remember, I don't want you to drink and drive. BUT if you do, wear your seat belt. Always remember, Safety First!!

A drink a day keeps the shrink away;)

LoL Loved Rachels one LMAO

Hmm Im not a big drinker but "Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly" not mine or anything very year seven LoL Sorry I have nothing better to bring to the table :o)

Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

- Benjamin Franklin

''drinking is the mother of all evil''

alcohol that is..... hmm

In heaven there is no beer, that's why we drink it here

The more I drink the better you look....

All those quotes about drinking and driving make me sick.

If water was vodka and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and never come up. But water's not vodka and I'm not a duck. So pass me the vodka and shut the f u c k up

Now I lay me down to sleep, bottle of vodka at my feet. And if I die before I wake, tell my girls I drank it straight.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am

heaps more but cant think of them now..