Calling All Super Heroes

Fear not, my friends, and behold, G-String-Jack has come to your aid, though he is not perfectly sure what he is supposed to do. Someone please tell him?

elastagirl!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA
AND My best mate shd be alone aaaaaaaaaaaany min.
her name is jack jack she is as super tooo :D xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
aaaaaahhahaha
LMAO

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! IT'S SYNDROME!!1NOW ALL OF YOU SUPERHEROES ARE MINE!!!!! HA HA HA HA HHA HA HA HA A !!!!

I am Menthol Man, sent to your planet to rid nasal passages of sticky mucus.

My sidekick, Lozenge Lad is constantly by my side to ease the tickliness of throats and tracheas.

If those aliens are giving you colds and sore throats, we're your lads!

okay im officialy freaked out and ready to kill myself

G-String jacks thinks he is the best, and is willing to show you his underwear in order to prove that.

Muffin man, do you have any superpowers`?

okay i think we all need to grow up here lol

I shall help with your quest, but I fear I have no name, powers will appear when given a name?

Correct-o-mundo!

Now, we're is the rest of your crew?! I'd like to meet this spontaneous Muffin Man...and Destructo Donald...and anyone else who was here...

ps. Glad to be working with you, Mystic Woman!

When Destructo Donald returns, shall we fetch Muffin Man and be on our way, or recruit more heros/heroines? (sp?) Those lipstealing aliens deserve to have their ass kicked! Especially by us WELL qualified super heros.

The Muffin Man? Who lives on Drury Lane?