If you post here...

..................i'm going to hell.................:D

Here's some more math 4 ya!!

The two numbers you wrote in your post are 4 and 2, which we already discovered add up to 6.

The devil is hard at work on this day, yes he is.

Yes you are, but at least you're in good company.

Damn, Sonya, there were 6 of us going before you joined. You just couldnt resist the temptation to go dark side I guess...

hey.....i did add another six to your equation there!
and, at the end of your post you put three dots, times that by two since this is my second post and that makes six!
*this is fun*

You're right.

This is fun.... NOW...

Will it be fun in 6 days???

Hmmmmmm (6 intended). I doubt it.

Because we will be in hell.

......will we be actually i hell? for example, will the floor break open under our feet and we will plunge into hell, or will we DIE and then go to hell? people need to be informed! :)

I know.

I was waiting for someone to ask that question.

You have 6 choices choices:

*Death by getting struck by lightning

*Death by drowning

*Death by sex (yes, we can arrange that for you. The devil is very accomidating if you die by sin)

*Death by cremation (cremated alive, how symbolic)

*Death by chemical overdose

or

*Death by being bitten by a black widow.

I need each of you to report to me your choice and WHY. The devil is very interested in the "why's," but dont ask ME why. I dont know. The Devil is weird like that.

We will arrange a life circumstance in which your choice of death will be executed (pardon the pun), and then your soul will proceed directly to hell. I gave the address earlier, but your soul already knows the way.

is it bad tht im excited?????? LOL wheres sierra gone??????

I am already going to hell.

Thanks for the invitation, however.

You may not want to, but I suggest you accept it very quickly, because you have 6 days to do so.

If you dont come to terms with it before then, you have eternity, so I wouldnt worry too much if I were you.

It's not bad that you're excited.

It's good. Be excited about something while you still can.

so ur 16 huh. wow another 6.

arent u a bit old 2 be makin up sick jokes like this? hahahha

Lol, GEORGI!! I'm here!! lol.

Arent you a little young to have commited yourself to eternal damnation?

I mean, come on, you havent even lived and you're dying in 6 days.

heck, if it's coming then why fight it am i right!
we can have a bon fire celebration!
1. we push each other into the fire....
2. we die and go to hell, sooner than kaitlin said, so that would mean that we tricked the devil, a marvellous task, because we would of died before the appointed date in 6 days!

hey...i'm 16 too, and i find this funny! maybe it's just 16 year olds then! :(

You were the 60th post.

That means that the Devil saw it.

tsk, tsk. Your plan could have worked, but now the Devil will be interjecting.

There is a claus in the contractual agreement (that you agreed to when you posted here, but the print is so small you cant see it, I know, its sneaky) that says that if we die before the alloted 6 days are up he just gets our soul sooner. He will hunt you down, and he will be pissed.

I dont recommend it. I've read the fine print (the devil magnified it for me) and you dont want to know.

She's just bitter because she's dying in 6 days.

I mean, at 15, I wouldnt have wanted to go to hell either. The last year of my life has been the best. You havent lived until you have been 16.

u count the posts??????

....damn, i thought it would work too, damn the small printing!! you counted all the posts! or did you just make up the number?...or maybe you just looked at the number of posts before entering...never mind!

what doesn't the devil see?

The devil told me how many posts.

HAHA, like the devil would tell me that!!!

Are you guys really SOO oblivious that you have never noticed it says how many posts are in each thread on the thread selection screen in each forum???

I mean, I knew Georgi had problems with 1-7, but I did think people had eyes ;)

This is the 66th post.

Dam..... nation.

did you read what i wrote....i said that and then i said nevermind!!!! lmao

my skin is starting to tingle....is that suppose to happen when you're condemned?

Yes, I did read it, because I have eyes ;)

*

No. Skin tingling is not part of the process.

However, blinking a lot (or having an abnormal blinking pattern) is.

Pay attention

To how much

you

are

blinking

a

lot

yes

you

are.

You're blinking incredededbly a lot right now. Wait... OMG!!! Look, you're blinking at least twice as much as usual. Shit... you're really going to hell.

blink

blink

blinker

blinky blink

blinkster.

Hahaha...I didn't blink once, lol.

That means you arent blinking normally.

Normal people blink.

Condemned people have abnormal blinking patterns.

But give it time. You do, afterall, have 6 days to show symptoms.

kaitlin is right.......you should of blinked sierra.... that just agrees with the fact that you're going to hell no matter what...
i've made peace with it and look how much happier i am now....or should i be mad?! ;(

I am right.

I'm always right.

People should know that by now.

Especially because I have the devil on my side.

That's right, he's on MY side.

That doesnt mean I'm on his, dont get confused people.

But it does pay off to have friends in high (low) places.

Of course I'm right, damn it.

LMAO!! YOU CALLING ME ABNORMAL??? lol.

I'm listening to the 3 doors down song "Ticket to Heaven."

I wish I had one right now.

Then again, there are 3 words in that song name and 3 doors down has the number 3 in it.

That could be a bad sign, because all signs point to 6.

Only slightly.

But who wants to be normal???

Not me.

Normal is a shitty standard to aim for, dont you think?

im guessing ur a bit suicidal.........
im not. LOL, *smiles sweetly*

but ill take over hell jst u watch

mwuahhahahahahahhhahaahah
MWUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

*choking*

Many have tried, and many have failed.

Then again, what's the punishment? I mean, you're already in hell.

Knock yourself out, the Devil loves a challenge.

And I'm not suicidal. I posted here, so I have accepted my fate.

i think georgi went to hell early......?
gotta go eat, be back in an hour, bring on the flambe! lmao

I'm not on prescriptions.

I know, it's scary that I'm naturally like this.

hu r u?!?1 lol
and no i aint gone to hell early im here!!!! lol

9 is not more evil than 6.

Study numorology. Get back to me.

You use 6 lower puncutation marks in that sentence by the way.

*

5 days and counting.

9 is endings.

But 9 is a divine ending.

A spiritual number of completeness.

As are the master numbers (11, 22, 33, etc.).

That has nothing to do with Hell.

Get back to the topic. This is Hell we are going to.

And you will find yourself in Hell REAL SOON if you get NEAR my hair!!!!!!

(6 !'s)... now 7. Damn it.

Oh.... yeah.... the devil called me on the 5th day and told me he was calling the whole thing off. I guess we violated a claus in the contract or something.

Sorry guys, for the disappointment. I know how excited you were.

Yeah, but the devil can change his plans any time he wants, he doesnt have to give notice.

We're at the whims of the gods.... it sucks.