Anyone ever got drunk and have a story to tell?

Ok - my one and only one night stand (with a guy called Norm) happened about 6 years ago (which isn't a bad record for an old bird like me!). I was in town in a club with my mate having a right ole giggle. We had a crowd of boys that were flirting around us all night and lo and behold come the end we were on the dance floor smooching away. I went back to Norm's house and the rest in history. I had his number but was quite ashamed really because I'd never really had a one night stand before. Anyway about 3 months later I was in the same aforementioned club dancing as fast as my little legs would carry me when we, my friend and I, noticed a really cute guy with a friend in the corner. We slowly edged our dancing towards the two hotties just having a right ole laugh at our subtlety or lack of in this case. So we spent the next two hours flirting wickedly, girly hair flicking and kind of chatting to the two guys. In my drunken haze I thought there was something vaguely familiar about one of them but I have the worst memory this side of the Atlantic. So as it neared the end of the night, as my cheeks hurt with laughter from being the flirtatious girl I am I leaned over to the guy I was talking to (and had been for the last two hours) and said 'You look really familiar from somewhere, are you one of Norm's friends?' And oh yes you guessed it - his reply 'I'm Norm!' Needless to say that was my last one night stand! xx

Most of the time when I get drunk I just relax and sit there but when I'm with my friends then we get crazy. The funnest thing we ever did was we went over to the Vice Principals house from the junior high and tp'd it then we set fire to his bushs and ran away across the golf course which was right across the street. The next day he made an announcement that if anyone could give him any info than he would give a reward of $250 for our names. We were so proud of ourselves. Being drunk is fun but its not as good as some people say it is.

I never got drunk, but I know a few funny stories about family who have gotten drunk. My dad got drunk one time while he wasin the army. He said that his friends told him he really got up in an officers face. The next day that guy was watching him like a hawk. Needles to say he never drank again. He said that beer is nasty anyway. LOL
~anne~

friday night had a few beers with my mates, was walking up the stairs when a guy who'd obviously had a few beers too many fell up them. As we giggled at his misfortune I lost my own footing and when flaming flying. See there's proof that if you laugh at others misfortune it will catch up with you. Well either that or I shouldn't drink and wear silly shoes! xx