*What is your fav pick up line*

Mine is:
(I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me)
Whats yours

Well i also like (nice dress can i talk you out of it)

Nice shoes, let's fuck.

whats ur siiiiiign

LMAO LMAO

If i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i together.

lol.

OMG!!! did it hurt when you fell.
Fell where?
From heaven!!

Heres a hell of a pick up line:(Can I borrow a quarter?"(What for?) "So I can call my mom and tell her I just meet the girl of my dreams."or"So I can call your mom and thank her.")

lol thats a good one well i'll give you guys another:
)"Can I have directions?" (they reply "to where") "To your heart
\well thats not the best but it works

lol

i'd just smack any guy around the face if he used a pick up line on me lol. a simple 'hi, wot's ur name' or 'wots up' will do for me lol. But those pick up lines r quite amusing hehe. The worste 1 that a guy used on me was:
Him: Have u got the tym plz?
Me: Yeh sure *tells him the tym*
Him: Gr8, hav u got tym for me and my bed?

GGGRRR, i was SO angry lol. If i was sober at the time i wud hav probably hit him or splashed my drink in his face...but instead i laughed n walked off. hehehe.

you know what i wouldent blame you for splashing water in his face, lol and i dont need pick up lines me i am a natrual gentleman unlike matt who is a pussy and cant find anyone all he is a dumb fuck but you cant blame him he probably was momas boy when he was younger and had a hard time getting off his moms tit so he wouldent know what a real woman is oh ya speaking off your mom matt tell her to stop wearing didferent shades of lipstick bro im starting to have a rainbow around my dick thanx Good day to you sir!

LMAO
matt i luv u ur hilarious xxxx

lol i like that one