ONLY IN AMERICA...*GAME*

ok, i'm totally an american. i live here and im proud of it.. i just dont like its decisions sometimes....

this is how the game is played.. say something you dont like about America..

rules: no "i hate bush" or "we shouldnt be in iraq" stuff.. just post stuff that will make you go hmmmmmm.... when you read it... i'll go first.. ahem...

only in america... will you get sent to jail for starving a dog, but not a human being..(terri schivo)

aaaaanddd......BEGIN.

only in america will you get sent to war but then be put on trial because you killed a member of the enemy.

maybe she did.. maybe she didnt.. maybe she just decided while she was on the internet talking to a friend or an ex-boyfriend that noone knew about. you never know.

like that new country song "how do you get that lonely when noone knows"

people tend to keep depresion built up inside of them often

only in america will they leave the bank vault open in the banks but chain the pens to the desks... haha.. very ammusing indeed....

good one!

Only in America do they have handicapped parking at a roller skating rink.

Only In America!

Only in America...
can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America...
are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

Only in America...
do banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America...
do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a "diet" coke.

Only in America...
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage.

Only in America...
do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in America...
do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America...
do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures".

from www.funnyjunk.com ...

only in america are taxi parkings closer to the building than handicap parkings.

only in america will they make tons of movies which involve people fighting, then send a kid to jail if they get into a fight at school

only in america will money be given to countries that hate us. LOL
~anne~

only in america will they destroy a country's capital city then rebuild it better than our own (japan)

yes, America has bombs. :P

Only in America will they allow a person to work in a daycare after finding him guilty of child abuse

(It is illegal for child protective services to release this information go figure)

Only in america will they hold World Series or something...Even though America is one of the only countries that plays baseball :)

lol, that one makes NO sense at all.

Only in America can teenage girls who look like they are in their 20's seduce grown men and then the men get in trouble for not checking ID.

Only in America (not really just there)
will a young girl wish they were an older woman, then being an older woman later wish that they were young again.

That's most places, little to do with America in my opinion... but carry on ;)

That's y it says (Not really just there)!!!! READ 4 G's sakes!!!

Read the topic:

"ONLY IN AMERICA...*GAME*"

Who needs to read?

Only In America will adults tell their children how to fire a gun and kill people who might just anoy them a little bit instead of teaching them how to resolve things peacefully.
Ben

Only in america is a president that stupid
Ben

Only in america would they vote a shaved monkey to run their country

lol, people dont really do that here.

We're not THAT bad.

I call them french fries..but whatever lol

i have a first hand look at the cheesy american accent. lol. i live in canada and my friend lives in america, the first time i heard her say the word "out" i was like...wat did you say? it sounded like "A-ot" . and only in america do they beleive that canada has legalized seal poaching.

I don't like American's self promoting pride. I do like America and their people, well the ones I have met in person. I don't like Americans who believe anything unamerican is unpatriotic.

so...

Only in America do you get such gross self promotion.

Is it only in america where you have a different accent than other americans depending on what side of the country you were raised in (South, new york, new jersey, etc..."?

Is it only in America where we make fun of other Americans for being from other parts of America, such as the south... red necks?

Only in America... do we use call screening to show us when our family/friends are calling, then have call waiting so we can answer an unknown call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in America... do we make the sick walk all the way to the back of the drugstore to get medicine while the "healthy" smokers can get their cigarettes up in the very front of the store.

When congress makes a joke it is a law.
When congress makes a law it is a joke
quote from Will Rogers

Only in America..is there cheap fuel; massive steaks and burgers; non repressed individuals; sunshine states; Bruce Springsteen; U2 on tour as I speak - and me, if I can find the money to get there from this mess of a country that is England!!

only in america, can a burgler sue the person who owned the house he tried to break in because he fell on a knife that was in their house... i still don't get how the bas*ard got away with it...