Excuses, plz help

I need an excuses 4 gapping french 4th period friday, plz help, i dnt want a detention

Dentist, doctors ummm....you were throwing up,

how about u dont skip the class. ud have to make it up anywayz. which u probably wouldnt do. so go to the class and dont do anything. same thing, and u wont get in trouble for skipping. plus, u should just do the stupid work anyway. if u dont do anything u'll just fail the class and there would have been no point in taking it. and if its a test and u have no idea wut ur doing. cheat. but dont get caught like a retard.