Stupid Newspaper Headlines

Since I've had such a great laugh at the "stupid signs" thread I thought I start a Stupid Newspaper Headlines thread for another giggle.

Have a read of some of the headlines that have actually been printed - and these papers claim to have editors - where is JPM when they need him? LMAO
Hilarious Quotes XI
Hilarious Newspaper Headlines
(the best of 1999)

1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies

2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say

3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case

5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

6. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

7. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

8. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

9. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

10. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead

11. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

12. Miners Refuse to Work After Death

13. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

14. Stolen Painting Found by Tree

15. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

16. War Dims Hope for Peace

17. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

18. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

19. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

20. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

21. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space

22. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

23. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

24. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

haha nice

omg... my honnors english teacher has a whole book of these.

26. School demands clean shaven kindergardeners.

27. tire swing for sale. $45. tire not included.

28. man dies on golf corse, his friends continue the game.

ummm... that's all i can remember for now...

lol Those Are Really Funny xoxo-Nikki-xoxo

Well glad some else had a laugh with me :o)

lmao... thats funny..... roflmao..... hahahaha.

lmao