My Friend

Hi all, I would just like to welcome my friend Peter DeJesse to the website. He is a very dear man with a big heart and a wonderful sense of humor. He only just started writing poems, so please be a bit gentle with him, NOT!!!!! Most of his poems are about a lost love (ME) so I hope he doesn't bore you to tears, LOL. I love ya Peter and welcome...........

Thanks for the intro. I was moved to tears. Of laughter. Yes everyone, she is the one that I still love and cherish and will do so until I breathe my last breath. She is the inspiration for the poems. And yes she does snore.

Welcome Peter :o)
Any friend of Angela's is a friend of mine xoxo

I DO NOT SNORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn it Peter, I am getting a bad reputation!!!!!!

I DO NOT SNORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just remember one thing Peter, I know lots of secrets about you too!

I do believe he has already written that one Sunny, lucky me!!!! LOL

She snores just a little bit. Depends on her mood that day. It is great meeting all of you.

I only write poems to be in competition with Angela. It makes her crazy.

Oh its not the competition that makes me crazy!!!!! Its YOU that makes me crazy, Peter!!!!!!!!

Yes, I know I make you crazy. I am a hottie and you know it. LOL

A hottie??? YOU??? LOL Oh, puhlease, don't make have to start telling all those secrets I know about you!!!!!! LOL

Ok Sunny, here it goes, first....... oh wait..... can't post that here, Ok here's one........ oh crap........ can't say that here either, I got it, how about......... damn, I'll just have to tell you in an email!!!!! LOL

She can't post anything ...because there is nothing to post. I posted my picture for all to see. Then you all can tell it is not true. So there!

Oh you are such a big baby Peter...... you know I have alot of secrets about you and you know I can not post them here for the world to see, it would be way to embarassing for you!!!!!!! You are embarassing enough on your own....LOL

I have secrets toooooooo! Be very careful here.

If anyone wants to know what makes her laugh like crazy..... Nah, can't do it to here.

OK - Truce

Yeah, thats what I thought....... you can't tell people what makes me laugh like crazy cause then you'd be telling all your secrets

So a truce it is............ lol

wow a forum full of old ppl! xxx

OLD???? did Georgi call us OLD???? lol

We are definitely not old, maybe a bit ripe as Sunny says..... but definitely not old

Oh Georgi, just wait till you reach our beautiful age, it can be lots of fun...........

Oh lordy, I know what you mean!!!!!!

You guys have got to go and check out my chinese proverbs thread....

angela u ARE OLD! 5 years and you'll be 50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thts old man. ur my mothers age! i certainly dont wanna be on this site when im 45! AAAAAHAHAHAHHA

I didn't say anything to her. Don't blame me.

Well Georgi, I may be pushing 50, but I don't feel a day over 21.... And don't you have some homework to do or something???? lol

You have underwear that is over 21. LOL... You still look pretty good for an old lady.

By the way, I did write a snore poem. It is called "I Don't Snore"

Albert.... Thanks for the comment on "Dreamy Blue Eyed Angel" It keeps me going. Added 2 more today. There is so much to write about her. There will be more to come as her secrets become apparent to everyone...

Ooooo girls, you are both soooooo bad.... I loved the little rhymes and Sunny that one about Peter is great. lol I love you guys, you make my laugh!!

Sunny, I was laughing so hard this morning I nearly wet my pants............LOL

Wet your pants? Nah. Maybe just 2 drops, huh?

Love ya
Pete

Since Georgi insists we are all so old, here is a little something funny I found.......

Boy........I think this sums it right up!!!

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.

My fenders are too wide to be considered stylish. They were once as sleek as a little MG; now they look more like my mother's old Buick.

My seat cushions have split open at the seams. My seats are sagging. Seat belts? I gave up all belts when Ben & Jerry's opened a shop in my neighborhood.

Air bags? Forget it. The only bags I have these days are under my eyes. Not counting the saddlebags, of course.

I have soooooo many miles on my odometer. Sure, I've been many places and seen many things, but when's the last time an appraiser factored life experiences against depreciation?

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My reaction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. I'm burning fuel at an inefficient rate.

But here's the worst of it - almost every time I sneeze or cough, my radiator seems to leak!!!!!

Thanks. Good to be here.

Nice things about the old folks, Angie.

LAMMA

Ummm, gee.... thanks Pete, I think....... not sure if thats a compliment or if you're being sarcastic again. lol

Not sarcastic. I really meant it. Keep up the good work and congratulations on your new status.

LAMMA

Oh Sunny, I love it...........

And thanks Peter!!!!!

Here's a little something funny for you all this morning.

The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure... go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$260,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... the house we wanted Last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later. I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who's phone this is?"

Who told you that story. They were suppose to keep it secret. Doesn't sound like something I would have done?

LAMMA

Oh yes Peter, definitely sounds like something you would do.......

LMAO

Look out Peter!!!!!!! LMAO

Aaaaaa Matthew, you are too good to me!!!!

winks and blows kisses

Will divulge Angela's secrets for a fee Matt....

We'll talk privately. I also have to give Angela a chance to counter bid.

just remember Peter, the secrets I hold about you are alot more embarassing and will get a much better price and a bigger laugh!!!!!!