Chinese Proverbs (funny)

I thought these were funny and had to share them......

CHINESE PROVERBS

Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Man that cooks carrots and pees in same pot, very unsanitary.

Have a great day everyone!!!!!!!

How about:

Man who have girl on ground, got piece on earth

Man who eat jellybeans, fart in Technicolor

I think Angela hit on the other ones I heard in the past.

Man who go to bed with itchy bottom wake up with smelly finger.

Those are good ones too, Pete and Bret, thanks for adding to the list...... lol

Hey Matthew, blows kisses and winks 4 times

Hey Matt, whats wrong sweets???? Why the far off look in the eyes????

Death is not the answer my sweet!!!!

Your life must go on, who else will I blow all those kisses too and wink those winks at????? There is no one else worthy of those.......

Ooohhh Matthew, I don't want the grave and the picture, I want the real you....... the grave and the picture can't send those back to me either.....

Thank the good lord, Matthew is not gonna die!!!! YIPEE!!!!!! lol

winks 10 times and blows a zillion kisses

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot

Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time

Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed

Learn to masturbate -- come in handy

Man who jizz in cash register come into money

Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock

Yea. Theese are great.

LMAO

Oh Courtney, these are wonderful, thanks for adding them!!!!!!