Can anyone here speak Japanese?

Can anyone tell me what Ngoi yeu dau cua toi means? just imagine that it has all the little marks over it I was to lazy to figure out how to type it. Please translate for me!

lol yay someone else speaks jap!!

boku no namae was neo kamisama desu!!

just so u know!

hold on.. Ngoi.. u cannot write that in japanese

lol i would hope so..

iv been to japan but cant speak japanese(cant even spell it) i got real confused!

yeah i lived there for a month too!! it was great.. who saw the news about the train crash in osaka.. because the driver was 1 minute late he was going to fast and crashed...