jack and jill

Jack and Jill rhymes:

Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water
I dunno what they did up there but now they have a daughter
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana
Jack got high pulled down his fly and asked Jill do ya wanna
Jill said yes pulled up her dress and then they had some fun
Silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

Does anyone no any different ones?

Written by, Dice Clay

Jack and Jill went up the hill with $1.25 each.
Jill came down with $2.50

interesting?

hmm

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
jack fell down and broke his crown and jill came tumbling after

you people should be ashamed of yourself for ruining a wonderful nursery rhyme...NOW

ever heard ones about Jack Be Nimble? I made up a few doozies in drama class

Jack's Been Nimble
Jack's Been Quick
Ooo And Look At Jack's Candle Stick

okay well that one sucked, but i had better ones i just can't remember them, it's been a while. but they were pretty good.

Humpty Dumpty Sat On A Wall
Humpty Dumpt Had A Great Fall
All the Kings Horses And All The Kings Women
Couldn't Get Humpty Dumpty Up Again

...think about it ;)...
~Freak~