The glory days...

When I was in 5th grade this boy named Joseph was making fun of my friends and generally ticking me off, and it was around Easter so everyone was eating those chocolate bunny things. 5th grade is around the time that everyone starts talking about sex and body parts, etc. and there is an ingredient in most chocolate bunny rabbits that is called "Yellow 5." For some reason my class came to the conclusion that it made guys "smaller..." yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Joseph really liked chocolate bunnies.

I went to the computer room and sent an e-mail to the entire class insulting him, pulling a JPM. I entitled it "Dear Mr. Dickless" and ever since everyone has called him that (even 5 years later). I made him cry, and he went from being one of the most popular boys to being absolutely nothing.

That was a great day, moral of the story: Dont fuck with my friends :)