Pick-up lines

Did you have soup lately?

Cause your MMM MMM GOOD!

and

Is your dad a baker?

Cause you have nice buns!

"Come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up" [only guys can say tho..lol]

"Don't tire yourself out running through my mind all night"

"That top looks very becoming on you, but then again, if i was on you, i'd be coming too"

lol :s

"Fuck me if im wrong...but you want to kiss me dont you?"

that shirt is very becomming on you. If I were on you I'd be coming too.

i dont get it :S

U, me, bed? Come on then.

If I was a squirrel and you were a tree, would you let me stick my nuts in your hole? (Only for guys, obviously)

And for a little change of pace, a quick conversation starting with one of the worst pick up lines ever...

Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven.
Girl: Nope, but it did hurt like hell when they ripped my wings off for being a devil.... ;-)

i heard these today and i luv them!

Do you like Pokeman? Because I want a peekachu. (peek at you)

and :

I was soo stunned by your hot looks, that I walked into that wall over there, and now I need your name and number for insurance purposes.

~~ LOVE THEM! hehe.

One of my friends got picked up by this line...she actually dated the guy for over 2 years.

Let's pretend your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is Thanksgiving. How about you let me spend some time between the holidays?