stoned poems

hey if you like to get stoned and write poetry then i wanna hear them. send them to me :D

LMAO

Ah! I can't believe someone posted this subject, go Inna!! I have had this poem that i wrote when i was stoned for about 3 weeks now and i was about to delete it the other day, but i thought...'nah, leave it, it may come in handy' hehe. Well, here it is...this is called 'Mr. Munchkin Man'...enjoy *bows*

Sitting here on this couch,
listening to everyone laugh,
mr. munchkin man is here with me,
he's holding onto his staff.
He tells me the stars are evil,
and they laugh at me all the time,
im getting really angry,
so i'll kick him and said goodbye.

Why did mr. munchkin man say that?
don't you think that it was rude?
im trying to f*cking munch here,
and enjoy this buzzickle mood,
The food is really tasty,
choc cookies and lovely milk,
my friend is copying A.P,
constantly shouting out 'MILF!'.

Mr. munchkin man stole my cookies,
and he lauged at me in my face,
now he's thrown them in the dustbin,
"mr. munchkin man, what a waste!".
Now im very angry with him,
so im going to go and do something,
it's better than sitting here listening,
to mr. munchkin man snuffling.

It's totaly random, hope you are amused by it....

wooooooooooooooo awesome! hee hee

better dan half the stuff i write when i'm NOT stoned lol

-ellie