Milking It

The sky was dark,
The moon was high,
All alone just she and I.

Her hair was soft,
Her eyes were blue,
I knew just what
She wanted to do.

Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine.
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.

I didn't know how
But I tried my best.
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.

I remember my fear,
My fast beating heart.
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.

And when I did it,
I felt no shame.
All at once
The white stuff came.

At last it's finished.
It's all over now.
My first time ever,
At milking a cow.

I didn't write this, but I really enjoyed it!

Lmao! that was hilarious!

I've read that many times and every time is just as funny as the first. I've seen people on this site post it as their old. Thought that was pretty brave seeing in how it's all over the place...Good that you didn't post it with your poems. :) Thanks for making me laugh!!

Have a good day...