Things Not to Post

lol

i agree.

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lol :)

-how's that?

I have a feeling the post was just pointing out peoples idioms in a sardonic tone... yep, that's it.

(sigh)
i love this post.

ashley, kot, shut up.

This is a humor post about annoying people. Stop taking it so seriously.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

excuse me while i laugh my ass off for the next few minutes.

(five minutes later)

Dear lord what is the matter with you people? this is an effing humor post. KOT, get over yourself. "i have a right to say whatever I want..." "i thought you weren't one of the stupid people..." what's the matter with you? read my comment again and see what an unecessary argument you're creating. you are definetly a drama queen.

take a chill pill your highness

"© Morgan Boyd 2005
Dedicated to JustPlainMe, a good friend of mine..lol.. and Kevin Murray for the idea.. Many people hate Plain, but I personally love the guy.. he's so hilarious."

You're a walking contradiction, KOT. In numerous ways.

Ismail, for someone who has, in the past, been angered with people for correcting your spelling/grammar, you sure are acting like a hypocrite.
I remember our first discussion... It was about grammar/spelling. Unfortunately, one of the mods (I think it was Sean) deleted the discussion. I'm sure there are many people here that remember that.

KOT, you ARE a contradiction. A few weeks ago (maybe even a month) you made a topic asking to delete every topic about you, and that you were going into seclusion on the site (just posting poetry, and that was it). In fact, you specifically said you would not post in the forums anymore. Therefore, you're either a contradiction, or a fickle flip-flopper.

~Ciao Lipton

"Alas, the royal idiot has returned. JPM I've missed you so since you took your leave of absence..lol.. Yeah, I can't even think about that without laughing. How pathetic is that! The California Fairy is calling me a fag. lol.. It's ok JPM, even though you claim to have a wife, you and I both know the truth. Your "wifes" name is Walter right? Or is it Bobbi? idk. I forgot, it's been so long since you talked about "her." I suggest you finally step out of the closet and quit living this lie. You're the flaming homosexual of this entire site and I'm pretty sure I'm the only one man enough to say it. YOU'RE A QUEER!"

KOT:

You're hilarious.

Just thought I'd point that out.

~Ciao Lipton

Ismail:

And a person without a brain cannot be alive, if we're trying to be all technical.

Also, I know you through your words, yes. That's how any of us know each other here, really. However, that's really all we need, isn't it? The way you react to certain things, the way you talk about certain things, and the way you argue with certain things, is all a reflection of who you actually are, and if you're going to act like a hypocrite over the net, I don't see why I could not be justified calling you that.

~Ciao Lipton

The reason that people repost exactly what is said by others is that they can go back and edit or delete them, and you tend to double back on what you say, KOT. Quite frankly, you vacillate more than most in regards to your opinions.

Ismail: Wow. Your posts have left me with nothing to say, which is a rarity, and I wouldn’t quite go as far as to say that it's a compliment. And it's spelled "psychologically."

The funny thing about both of you is that you both have tried to brown nose JPM, and when you got "rejected" you decided to drop the act. It's pathetic. Make up your minds. You don’t need to be a detective to notice that, you need to pay an ounce of attention. If you feel a certain way you should stand by that, but playing devils advocate unto yourselves isn’t very becoming to say the least.

Lipton: You're not the village idiot, we all know who the village idiot is.

" "Thirdly, I bash everyone. Not just gays. Not just skin color. Everyone and everything. I make fun of white people just as much as black people. I make fun of straight people just as much as gays."

wow......actually i let you see how stupid your words are......hahahahahahahahaha"

I don't get what's so funny...

"JPM, you are again as i said in my last post an idiot. yes this is a poetry discussion but it is thanks to the internet....you idiot."

"seriously you need to think about getting a better insult. by the way saying to people not to bash others,because they are different. i guess you are that much of a loser to think that bashing people makes you superior.....guess again."

- LMAOLOLROFL. Ismail you are a walking contradiction. You tell JMP to "get a better insult" but just five seconds before that you called him an "idiot". Don't tell me that was intentional because i doubt you even know what you are talking about.

Do yourself and the world a favor, 'shut up'.

Ismail:

"well then lipton, i guess i am a hypocrite just as you are a pretentious geek...."

See, you think I'm a pretentious geek. That's YOUR opinion. It is not merely my opinion that you are a walking contradiction. You ARE a walking contradiction.

"...really lipton do you not know what an insult is....ok let me explain it to you.

an insult is by the dictionary terms:to affect offensively or damagingly.

means lipton when i say an insult its suppose to psycologically damage a person's ego or personality..."

I laughed when I read this. How dense can you really be? I know what an insult is... Believe me. All I was doing was *gasp* insulting you! Can you believe that?

Still lost? JPM called someone an idiot. You came around, and tried to be all technical with him, saying, "An idiot is someone without a brain!" and then you called him an idiot right back. Well, in all technical terms (since that's where you were going) a person without a brain cannot be alive.

KOT:

"Just so you know.. that's a joke.
*Had to make sure everyone knew that as most people here can't tell when someone is joking or not."

Am I to assume your whole post was a joke? I was laughing all the way through it...

"Why would you even bring that up? Are you trying to make me seem like something I'm not."

I brought it up because it's true, and you know it. I'm not trying to make you seem like something you're not.

"First off, I'm not fickle, in fact i'm far from it. I started posting again after over 2 weeks of nothing. BIG DEAL. I got a life and i think you should too."

Maybe, but you never said, "I will post here on the forums after two weeks." You specifically said, "I WILL NO LONGER POST IN THE FORUMS."
Not, "I will no longer post in the forums until two weeks from now."

You are fickle.

"Another thing, why would you make it a matter of personal concern about me and even go so far as to repost what i said exactly."

I just felt that you should know that I think you are a load of crap. You talk and say you are a Christian, but I cannot tell that you are. In fact, I highly doubt that anyone thinks you're a Christian, just because of how you present youself in the forums.

"That's a bit odd to me. I think my words can stand for themselves, as I am an intellegent human being with at least half of my wits about me. Just so you know.. that's a joke."

Ah, so you DON'T think your words can stand for themselves, or you AREN'T an intelligent human being, or you DON'T have at least half your wits about you.

I tell you, reading your posts makes me laugh so hard.

~Ciao Lipton

PS: Thanks for sticking up for me, Kaitlin.

News flash: We're all made in the eyes of God. He didnt make you special.

Secondly, I love how everyone likes to bring their IQ, ACT and SAT scores into the picture, like any one cares. The idiots are blatantly idiots and the intellectuals are blatantly smart. We dont need people advertising themselves, which is *ahem* a habit of some of the people in here.

And KOT, seriously, make up your mind. It seems like you brown nose people and then after either getting rejected or not brown nosed back you turn a complete 180. I never called you an idiot or anything else (in this thread), nor do I question your relationship with God. I dont know you personally, nor do I know Ismail. I only know what you present in the boards. Plus, we've previously established that it's not just Lipton, Bob Shank, JPM, and I who have sort of a sour taste for you to say the least. Lets not start another KOT bashing thread, because as I remember, no one came in there sticking up for you. I honestly dont think you're a bad person. I just think we all have a lot to learn, some more than others.

Ismail: No comment. Just awe.

Lipton: You know I love you.

Ismail:

Read my post very slowly.

IT IS YOUR OPINION THAT I AM A PRETENTIOUS GEEK.

You have no hardcore evidence that I am. You just think that I am.

You are a hypocrite. Why? You condone your own spelling/grammar errors, but when someone else makes a mistake, you're all over them... yet, you can't seem to take it when someone tries to correct you. That's not my opinion, that's fact.

KOT:

"...When you say that I'm an idiot or w/e you say, that affects me in no way whatsoever..."

That's okay... I never called you an idiot.

"When you say that I'm probably not a christian, that's your opinion as well..."

I never said that you weren't a Christian. I just said that you don't act like one. That is not opinion, that is fact. God gave us (Christians) a certain criteria that we must meet. A Christian is not someone that just believes in God, or acknowledges His existence. Satan knows God exists, to, you know,

"There is only 1 judge and he's sitting up on his throne in heaven laughing at the mere thought of you guys calling me a liar."

Never called you a liar.

"...give me a second. lol do you think you're funny, God knows i dont. I have plenty of people who love me, the range includes my family and friends, my girlfriend (something no one in this "conversation" would know anything about) God (though everyone doubts it) and well, self love..."

Yeah... It wasn't necessary to go through all your loved ones. I'm not concerned about that.

"...if you cannot love man, you cannot be of God..."

Where are you getting any of this? I never said that I didn't love anyone!

Perhaps you should stop judging me. All I did was state a fact. You are fickle. That is not a judgment. You are fickle. Maybe you should look fickle up.

Kaitlin:

Always loved you to =)

~Ciao Lipton

"well technically you are acting pretentious, every time you post your comments on a person. you don't read what they say, but you assume that they are at fault and that they need correcting"

First off: it's your opinion that I'm acting pretentious.
Secondly: I do read what you say. How else would we be having a discussion?

As for your last bit, I thought this was so funny. Do you remember our first discussion? I corrected you on spelling, and you got all defensive about it, and said it didn't matter. That's how I'm justifying my calling you a hypocrite. I don't care about this post, because it's so easy to change over the internet. If I wanted to, I could say, "You all are right. I'm stupid. I should just leave." And then you would believe me. Truth is, no one can tell if you're sincere over the net anyway. Do you see my point?

~Ciao Lipton

YES
I KNEW IT

it was the male model thing that gave it away.

This conversation is TOOO funny, by the way. It is really making me realize just how many people are hypocrites.

JPM likes to psycho analyze people too, it's important to decipher whether he is giving you free therapy or blatantly insulting you.

If it's buttered popcorn, I'm in it for the long haul.

Awesome.

*Grabs blanket and curls up on the couch.*

Lipton, come sit with me ;).

Nada, who do you want? It's looking like slim pickings now that Lipton's gone, in this post anyway.

Oh, damn. Hard decision.

Well, my loyalties are to Lipton and JPM.

Where's KOT's fanclub?

WOW! all of this over 1 stupid post! I think you guys might need to settle down just a little bit, and maybe start acting your own ages, I mean if you guys were all in Jr. high then all of this would be normal and acceptable, but really, this is pathetic! sorry.. peace out *KISSES*~Corrie

You're new here. You dont understand how the boards work yet.

And it's very mature to write "Kisses" at the end of your posts.

"kalah: stop entering the conversation and trying to kiss up to jpm, really you are acting foolishly. oh and yeah...if you want to belive that i don't know what i am writing about by all means, please do......lol"

-First off my name starts with a capital 'K'. That is just ignorant "IIIIIIIIsmail".

- 'kiss up to JMP". IIIIIIIIsmail, i don't need to kiss up to anybody; and if my intention was to "kiss up" to JMP i would have added at the bottom of my post "OMFG OMFG OMFG JMP YOU ARE SO COOOOOOLLLLL". [Hence: I would have] "Idiot"!

- As for acting foolishly that's nothing new. Sorry but you missed that bus by the length of Main Steet.

- I don't have to "belive" (believe) you don't know what you're talking about. I *know* you don't know what you are talking about.

Whinge.

This should be put on radio.

I've been gone for awhile, I see. Let me start where I last left off.

ISMAIL:

"well just as you falsely proven to me that i am a hypocrite. i have proven that you are a pretentious geek. its not my opinion lipton, its fact."

Ha. this is funny. No really... It is. I've explained this point far more times than I should've had to.
A hypocrite is someone that says one thing (or does one thing) and then says (or does) the exact opposite later. You have done that in your grammar/spelling bout. Our first discussion was the fact that I corrected you, and you said that spelling doesn't matter. Now, you are all over other people because they spelled something wrong. That is a hypocrite.

Conversly, you called me pretentious. Well, to Kaitlin, I may not be pretentious. To JPM, I may not be pretentious. To some random reader here in the forums, I may not be pretentious. It's your opinion that I am. Look up pretentious.

"..i was defensive because not only did you insult my spelling you insulted my poetry. now what did you say....."if your spelling is this bad, then your poetry is too."now that was a foolish thing to say..."

I agree with you. That is a foolish thing to say, since I've never read your poetry. However, I never said it. I said this:
"If you can't spell here in the forums, then how are we supposed to know if your poetry is any good?" and, "If you can't spell here in the forums, or don't even care, no one is going to WANT to read your poetry."
Or at least something like that. I would never call something out before I've tried it. I never said your poetry was bad. You're mistaking me for JPM. So, stop throwing your stupid, groundless arguments at me.

KOT:

"Lipton, show me how a "Christian" is supposed to act."

Read the New Testament.

"I also see several people bringing up the past. Why dwell in that? the past is dead and gone and should never work its ugly little head out to surface. How about letting things from the past go!"

I've got an idea. Here's a scenario for ya:

"This man was murdered! Let's find the killer!"
"Ah, what's the big deal? It's already in the past. The past is dead and gone."

Or how about this: Should anyone be convicted of an earlier crime, just because it's in the past? Can evidence be used, if it's past evidence (what people say, do, etc...). Or, say you told Friend A one thing, and Friend B the exact opposite. Should what you told Friend A be null, because you told Friend B something different? Your logic doesn't make any sense.

Kaitlin + Nada:

I didn't leave. The computers at my school are stupid, so I have trouble getting back here anymore. If you didn't realize, I'm not home often. Oh, and I love popcorn.

Mel:

I agree. =)

Let's see where things go, now...

~Ciao Lipton

Oh, and for the record, you don't need to KNOW anyone to see that they are a liar/hypocrite. You can easily tell that by what they say.

~Ciao Lipton

JPM: You have forever burned that image into the back of my mind, and I should shoot you for doing that.

For the record: I find Lipton, Pink, Violaxcore, JPM, Nobody, and myself, to all be pretentious. But, the reason that we get away with it, is because we can.

Other people try to be pretentious, but they simply cannot pull it off. You have to have a modicum of common sense and intelligence to "back" being pretentious, and whenever other people try it, they get bashed and made a fool of. Like you, Ismail. Right now.

"kalah: i don't even want to answer your lame post because firstly it made no sense what the hell you were talking about. so just shut your yap up and don't try to act clever."

- Contradicting dont you think?

"i don't even want to answer your lame post "

- ???

Plus who said i was trying to act clever. If you had even half of these peoples intelligence you would have stopped posting after you realised the dirt you were digging out was falling back into the hole.

*Tries to act clever*

"you just admitted that you and several of your cronies are pretentious."

Most of us will admit to being pretentious and egotistic, actually. And we are, but we are largely justified.

"if i were to psyco anaylse, pretentious people are nothing more than envious specimens."

Ismail, in all honesty, I have absolutely no reason to envy you, or anyone else. I wouldnt trade my position with anyone elses in this world.

"they "act" intelligent, yet when someone who is intelligent comes in and has his say they "try", to bash him intellectually or if they can't find anything they can use against him,"

Firstly, you cannot "act" intelligent. You either are, or you are not. Faking intelligence is like faking talent, it simply cannot be done. What happens when you fake talent? You plagiarize. And you all know how much we hate plagiarizers. This is why people get bashed, they get bashed to make them better. To make them think *NOVEL IDEA* before they speak *gasp.* Bashing people does them a favor in many respects. There are deeper reasons for doing it than just to be blatantly rude. The truth is that my "cronies" and I have a mutual respect for each other BECAUSE of intelligence. If another intelligent person comes along with something to add, they, of course, will be challenged (as we all were when we were new), and they will either prove their intelligence or they will "fail" that test. Then everyone goes along with their lives, but everyone has equal chance to prove their mental prowess at some point or another, so I disagree with you.

"they try to insult his personal life and belifs."

I dont bash based upon personal life or beliefs. Some do, dont confuse our styles.

"please kk don't be more of a fool,then you are now."

I've never been called a fool in my life by someone without reciprocating the opinion about them, so your opinion matters not.

"i am being bashed on my personal life. if it were you would you cower away, or defend yourself."

I never bashed you on your personal life, I dont tend to do that to anyone, but I have gotten bashed on my personal life before and I stand up for myself, and people back off. My personal life is no one elses business to judge, they can offer their opinions, and I tell them to fuck off, and I do what I want anyway. You dont have to answer to anyone, Ismail, only do so if you feel the need.

"oh and yeah, unlike you i don't try to show off my intelligence..i try to use it when its needed..."

Intelligence is always necessary, and I feel no need to hide it or show it off. I simply express myself.

"oh yeah i forgot, you know people like darwin and van goah and leonardo di vinci, was critized in their time, by pretentious people, who called them crazy,retarded and foolish...look where the pretentious ones are now, they are dust, KK, and where the di vinci,van goah and darwin are now immortalized in their art and ideas.....lol"

I agree, they proved themselves. Good for them, perhaps one day you shall as well immortalize your ideas. Everyone has the oppurtunity, not so many people have the capacity to fill that great destiny. In the meantime, we all endure ridicule, and it makes us stronger for it. I honestly dont think you're an idiot, I think you're a very sweet and honest person, we just all have our weak areas.

The best thing you can do is NOT defend yourself. I never put myself in a position of defense, it doesnt get you anywhere. When you are in a corner, you've few options.

"and in this post all i use is simple common sense...lol"

That's largely what intelligence is. I think we all use common sense.

"oh, lookie all of you against little ol' me....look who is the fools now.....lol"

Ismail, just because you say we look like fools, does not mean we do. The way you are defending yourself and the way that you are basically proclaiming "sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can never hurt me you fools!! lol *sticks tongue out*" and then lashing back with the same insults you are being dished, makes you look like you're in 2nd grade. Dont get defensive and dont lash out. You can learn a lot from this.

So am I the fool? I'm not offending anyone, nor am I in a position of defence. I simply am.

kalah: why should i even bother with you really, its like talking to the minion of the underworld.oh yeah, a fool never stays when heat arises,but the wise man always stays to see what will happen next.try to ponder on which one you are...ok

"why should i even bother with you really, its like talking to the minion of the underworld."

- This was the sort of answer i had expected. A back-handed attempt at some sort of insult; though all you ended up doing was making me laugh. Which i 'spose, isn't a bad thing. Well if you don't mind me laughing at you? Why do you bother? I think you answered your own question. You bother because you have already dug yourself into a hole the size of the Grand Canyon, and you feel the need to try and ghost your way back up. Thus all you are doing is increasing the number of people standing at the top of the hole pissing on you. It's a loss - so why bother with me?

"a fool never stays when heat arises,but the wise man always stays to see what will happen next.try to ponder on which one you are...ok"

- I happen to think that the wise man would be the one who left when the heat arose. The fool would be the one who stuck around to see what happened next. When the Allies were after Hilters a$$ did he stick around to see what happened next? No. He was the wise man and killed himself before they did. So he won his own personal victory; stuffing up the whole of Europe and then stringing himself. Seems logical to me ... So in answer to your question, i would be the -wise- man who leaves when the heat arises.

Umm, okay. After reading this entire post, I have two questions...Nada and Kaitlin, is there any popcorn left? And can you make some room on the couch for one more?

Thanks Nada:) So who should I root for? It looks like Ismail is losing.

I got bored.

Violaxcore: I dont know you that well, I have no respect for you or disrespect for you, nor did I include you in the group he referred to as the "cronies."

Where's the popcorn? I'm freakin hungry.

Holy Moly! It's a nut house in here.

I WILL!! I WILL!! I WILL!! I WILL!!