What Are The Best Pick Up Lines

I want some good pick-up lines that are cheesy as hell. For fun! all i know is

-Santa must have came early this year, cuz you were first on my christmas list.

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?

lol to kim!!!! right on

are those space pants? cuz your ass is out of this world

did it hurt? (what?) when you fell from heaven?

Can I chat you up please?

I don't know why I even like that one.....

Can I chat you up please?

I don't know why I even like that one.....

oops, sorry about the repetition

nice shoes, wanna fuck

lol iknow, like so dumnb eh

Guy says to girl:

'Hey, how would you like to stay at my place tonight? In the morning I can cook your breakfast. How would you like your eggs? Fertilized?'

"Hey are you from Tennesee? Because you are the only Ten I See."

"Wow! Your legs must be really tired because you've been running through my mind all day."

"Do you believe in love at first sight....or should I walk by again?"

that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

thats 4 guys...

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

*checks tag* just what i thought made in heaven

fuck me if im wrong, but is your name yolanda?

Pick a number between one and ten, Shit you lose now take off all of your clothes.

That shirt is very becomming on you, if i were on you I'd be cumming too.

Another website with good pick-up lines is www.goodquotes.com

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If you were a booger I'd pick you first. lmao.

My name's not elmo but you can tickle me if you want to.

"You see..I have this problem...People keep lying about us having had sex together...Could you help me solve it?"

Or just

"I can cook"

lol that was a good one Enslavement

"Hey baby, lets do the math. Subtract the clothes, add the bed, and divide our legs"

har. Har, har.

my fav

so if everything gos well to night will i be phoning you or bumping you with my elbow

Someone actually used this on me, and even though it's heca retarded, I thought it was cute:
"Did it hurt?'
"what?'
"when you fell out of heaven" =D

this is not a pick up line but i thought it's cute...

u can make a card-decorate it and insert these words:

if you read this card
you owe me a *hug*
if you give this card back
you owe me a *kiss*
if you keep this card
you owe me *both*
so when do i collect?

"if you throw this card away
you owe me *double*" i just come up with this one.. dunno if it's good or not, that's why i didn't add to the original card.. =) *wink*

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guy: hey whats your name?
girl: lisa(or whatever name)...
Guy: thats a nice name!?!
Girl: If ya think thats nice ya should here my number :)

funny stuuf....used in real life it works try it :)

If you want to pick up girls, you should be more original, shouldn't need a pick up line or others help....any girl who would fall for these crap is either horny or desperate or both (not a good mixture)

I seemed to have lost my virginity.... can i have yours?