rap battle

I'll step up to the plate
Take you down and put you away
I'll walk with you, 1, 2 step
Here we go, your messing with the best
My flow is unreachable
My skill is unbeatable
Every line draws a new design
You can't keep up even if you tried
So bring it, as the movie would say
Cuz my rhymes reach number one everyday

(ok...since this is in the humor place...I think I'll make it semi humorous...)

a dyke?
well, Im halfway there,
i kno you have wat I want,
would u like to share?
I'd care for a peice
of a turkey feast
please?
the beast in me
feeding on meat
dont step to me
im mite bite your flesh and eat...
you
ewwww

(yea..ok. that was stupid but a hell of a lot funnier then ur stuff...)

calling me a dyke
When boys are all I like?
Must be a mistake
Because I'm straigter than straight
I'm not heading home tonight
I can stay out past 9
As for you, sweet dreams
Don't forget to turn onyour light beam
Wouldn't want you to have a nightmare
Not like I would really care
Cuz your weak when it comes to a rhyme
So see ya later, you were a waste of time

Past 9? Damn you naughty girl!

Most Rappers Only Rap To Flash
But I Was Born To Blast
Do a Hundred Yard Dash
Milk Yo' Momma 4 Cash
And Put a 16 All In Yo' A**
I'll Lay You In a Casket To Morn
I'm Disrespectful
You Not Succesful
Poems And Quotes Not Worth My Ryhmes
Read My Typos And Recycle The Lines
Yall Flows Alright But It Ain't F*ckin Wit Mine!

your a faggot
just like tricks the rabbit
you all of you think your all that
but your just all fat.

lmao i suck at this.