Death By Hairball and Other Ways.....

OK, before I post this I know that someone is bound to 'bash' me for it, but to be honest I'm not that bothered. I found this interesting, not sure if that's the right word, but here goes:

Another topic on here (Water) got me thinking about the weird ways that people can actually kill themselves. I came accross this website titled 'Cool Ways To Kill Yourself' and some of the ways on there made me laugh. Sorry if that offends anyone, but I'll put an example here and you may see what I mean. DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!!

'Death by Hairball

Difficulty level: 3

Get a cat or a dog and brush it every day. Save the hair until you have a giant hairball. Plug up your nose then shove the hairball into your mouth.

Leave a cryptic note about how you believe little Fluffy or Rover was planning to kill you in your sleep'.

There are loads more, on this website and others. Hell, you can all probably think of some just as stupid. This topic sort of reiterates how I feel about suicide at the moment; as in it's stupid! Feel free to 'bash' me people, as I said before I don't really care if you do!

Nici

LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That's the funniest thing I've read all day. Believe me you WILL NOT get bashed for this. HAHAHAHAHA

What idiot would do that?

LMFAO....an idiot that wanted to go out with a LAUGH..HAHAHAHAHA

OMG

Try typing 'cool ways to kill yourself' into google, there's hundreds of the sites!

The more you read the worse they get!

Nici

Nici....did they make you laugh? Because that made me laugh out loud in my office.

There's only one person here but he asked me what was so funny and I didn't know what to say.

And they if he had asked me to read it? LMFAO

HAHHAHAHAHA what would I say?!

Yeah, some of them make me laugh, others are just too weird to even think about.

Try looking at this:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

Some of it's sick, but some of it makes me laugh! Again please don't try this at home!

Nici
PS I havn't read it all, so not 100% about all the stuff that's on that site, if your easily offended, simple don't look!

LMFAO....YOU ARE FIRED>....GET OUT NOOOOWWW!! And then comes the spitting fire....HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Ok I have to go read.

HAHAHAHAHAHA BRITT I WOULDN'T WANT TO DIE SUCH A HORRIBLE DEATH...

Yeah, but I bet someone somewhere would take the seriously though!

I mean how else do people think of them, do you think any of these ways have actually worked?

Across the jugular....HAHAHHAHAHA

ice cream scooper, cadbury eggs

HAHAHAHHA Oh my God.....this side splitting funny...

Ok I'm done.

Hold your breathe

what you need: balls

Hahahaha OMG

LMFAO

Britt...I think someone could NOW say we were some sick and twisted individuals.

I must say that was one of the funnest things I've read that dude is my hero.

Natalie I watch killing movies cause I get a adrenaline rush from it. Your not that sick.

Ryan please don't take a nose dive in that room of yours just to make a new crazy kill yourself story!

LMAO....you are the sick one.

It's not sick it's fun.

Yes, I must run and go kill myself now. I'll be back in 5.

haha, all i read were the last 3 posts from you natalie and i thought you were talking to yourself...than i saw ryans post and i was like

YAY NATALIE ISN'T INSANE.......yet :D

well he isn't going to succeed and he already knows it lol

I'm going to make a new crazy kill yourself story, I have to be alive to write it!

LMFAO RYAN!! I can't contain myself. I am alone in the office now and laughing hysterically. I bet the beauty shop next door thinks I'm NUTS...LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well....the people INSIDE the beauty shop anyway. HAHAHA

I wish I could see what kind of face they started making when they heard you laughing...

HAHHAHAHAHAHA It was probably the gay guy over there say Like Oh MY God what is going on over there.....HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Isn't it beautimus.

I don't know. Beautimus is a word I thought everyone had heard. My mother always says it.

Britt....get out of my head!!

I need new panties.....mine are holey.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's weird!! Freaking me out man!! I used to love hot topic for their spongebob stuff......

Spongebob is awesome. The spare room in my house is decorated ALL spongebob. It's wonderfulistically great.

this hole discussion makes me fukin sik u r all mad ...laughen at ways that ppl actually do try/...yeah they wil try ANYTHINK if they hate emselves enuff so i think u should al shut up!!!!!!