Mr Johnson's personal problem

Mr Johnson goes to see his doctor, he has a personal problem.

Doctor says, Hello Mr Johnson, what can I help you with today?

Mr Johnson says, Well I need to talk to you about my penis

Your penis? Ohkay, what's the matter?

Well, it's turned this funny orangey yellow color.

Orangey yellow? I best take a look and see what's up... drop your pants and I'll give you an examination
'My word,' says the Doctor, 'your penis is all yellow and orangey!' he has a feel, a poke and jiggle, a thorough examination indeed...
Well, looks fine apart from the discolouration. I think it might be stress. How is your work, Mr Johnson?

My work? Well, I had this horrid job but I quit because it was too stressful. I'm now self emplyed, made a quarter of a million last year.. Work is great, I'm loving it

Ok, it's not your work... how about girl trouble?

Well, I was divorced three years ago, but me and the ex get on really well. No alimony and I'm not seeing a lady at the moment, I'm happy with my lot content being single.

OK, it's not woman trouble... tell me, do you have much free time in your day?

Oh, well yes I have a good three or four hours after work when I can do whatever I want.

And what do you do with free time, Mr Johnson?

Well, I watch porn and eat Wotsits (cheesy poofs) by the handful.

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