New poetry game!

The more exciting poetry game was good, but now they're doing the little "Lost love" stuff. I only want FUNNY topics and poems. If there is any of the following topics, I'm going to change them:
Death
Best friends Death
Parents Death
Lovers Death
Broken relationship with any of the people above

Basically anything serious that would be sung in a Good Charlotte song.

*TOPIC: SKUNK IN YOUR PATH*

Have fun.

There's a skunk in my path,
It just won't budge,
Not if I hit it hard,
Or give it a nudge,

There's a skunk in my path,
It's climbing in my shoe,
I'm running fast,
Before I see you,

There's a skunk in my path,
It needs to move, I'll be late!
There's a skunk in my path,
I could use my brother as bait..

There's a skunk in my path,
Its beginning to smell!
There's a skunk in my path,
Why must it rebel?

Change of subject......
THE FLY

As I sit here deep in the night
The fly that was on the window
Did take flight
It flue up and around
I watched my cat try to pin it down
She would scooch forword on her
Belly like all cats do
Then she would pounce
And away the fly flue
I watched my cat jump up
Then flop down
She spoted that fly again
And started spazzing out
She would jump and flip in the air
That fly would buzz around her
Like it just didn't care
Sooner or later my cat
Would get tiered don't you know
And the fly was free to fly out the window

So with this story I leave behind
The flys win over my cat every time

Try let me see Oh," Food Fight" it might be funny.