what if- (no random, flooding or getting off topic).. by:matthew

i wonder if i would go to one of the schools lol....

what if...the world was only black and white, no color...

i like peas lol....that wouldn't be fair....and chocolate gets old after awhile....so umm...i dunno....now i'm confused....

what if....we were like cats/dogs, and only had one kind of food for our entire lives lol...

i dunno....if i didn't know, then i don't know lol...

what if....you were framed for murdering someone...

i think i'd have trouble typing lol....well, more trouble than i do now...

what if....you were a teenage mutant (sp?) ninja turtle

lol i'd grab it and run...and later put it in a display case (maybe lol...)

what if...you were at the zoo and they thought you were a monkey and they put you in the monkey cage...

umm that would be super weird...but i would never have to worry about leaks lol...

what if....i showed up at your door and asked to use your toilet lol....

I would say "FUCK NO!!!" and slam the door in your face...then I would open it back up and say "sorry, did you say you wanna use my toilet? I thought you said you wanted to stick your tampons in my porridge."...and I would let you in.

What if the Red Hot Chili Peppers were walking down your street playing your favorite Red Hot Chili Peppers' song?

i start singing and get a autograph!!!!!
and invite them in for some pie!!!

what if your granma turned out to of dated ozzy osbourne?

that would be tight

what if your ex dated yur sister right after u??

id slag the shit outa the people who beleive it and stay with my peirced ears...

what if your mam toild you she was the biggest drug dealer EVER