¡Lindz!

My newest best buddy....where the hell are you?!

Well, well, Ismail....you STINK! Like rotten eggs! HAHAHAHA Because she is very nice. Do you have a problem with me liking someone? Hmmmm..... Don't be jealous I still love you!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY Where the hell are you now? Hmmmm......ditching and dodging me? Something smelly a little fishy around here... HAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAO....Where are you now, huh? Working? UGH!!! Get an office job!! DAMNIT!!!

Well, that sucks. Let me talk to your boss. He'll be so scared for his life he'll let you get online. I'll have one of my BIG friends send a picture.....Muscles, gold teeth, dreads, and a gun!...LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHA Well, good you have Monday off...TALK TO ME MAN!!

Oh....well....I....um.....uh.....I'm....I'm really sorry. HAHAHAHA

Ok well now I'm here. They wanted me to WORK! CAN YOU FREAKING BELIEVE THAT?!?!?!?!?! WORK?!?!?!?! UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's going on?

It's raining here too. SUCKS! Oh no I lied, it stopped. HAHAHAHAHAHA Oh wait...it's sprinkling. WooHoo....I'm bored. Boss left for an hour! I'm FREE! YAAAAAAAAYY No, not really, there’s still an old man here with me. He thinks he's my boss. Old hag. HAHAHAHAHAHA Ok let me stop. Where the hell is my other homie?! Kristen? Where art thou in the realms of mushy loopy love? DON'T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!! NOOOOOOOOOO BOYS HAVE COODIES!!!!

Bizitch....as my crabby old brother would call it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Shizit..bizitch....

Homo = home owners club.....around his daughter that is what he calls gay people. I'm just relaying this I don't actually call gay people this. He doesn't like the gay community. I personally, don't have a problem with as it is none of my business. Anyhoo....it is funny though! You have to admit. HOME OWNERS CLUB....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok now I'm done.

Oh yes cooTies. I did mean that....sorry. Ok you know what I meant. I meant to write that but hit post before I did. Mushy loopy love = boys which = COOTIES....DUH!

I know...isn't it great. HAHA I'm in a very good mood. I got lai.....ok never mind. HAHAHAHA

LMAO I have the option...but it's much better to make them BEG....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A man sleeps in bed with me every night and yet I don't give it every night.....Great...huh? HAHAHAHAHAHA It's better if you make them wait. OK enough....I'm going to leave work early if we keep this up....HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA After five years....I DO!

That's awesome. You'll wake up one morning and want to slap the piss out of him. It's normal don't be alarmed. Just make him kiss your feet. It'll get better after that. Maybe a full body massage too...that also helps.

(((((((((((((Matt))))))))))))))

Yes, Lindz that usually happens. Right passed the waste...HAHA oops he slip and fell in....no need to be alarmed...HAHAHAHA Fun Fun Fun....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA He couldn't handle me...NEXT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You know he talks about how I am in bed with his friends and with my friends and gets a WHOLE conversation going on about it and thinks it's funny. No, I don't want to share my personal life with a bunch of people. ok there are your girlfriends and stuff you chit chat with about that kind of stuff but there are things you just don't want to discuss in public. He loves it....he thinks it's so funny.

LMFAO....See that would make me laugh. If we're doing something and someone calls they ALL know....because he talks different....like you can hear when someone is smiling. LMFAO It's funny.

It's funny to talk about this with you becasue you know what I'm talking about. My best friend tells EVERYONE about her sex life. I mean DETAILS! I don't mind to hear it but she tells EVERYONE. Some times it gets embarrassing because we'll be waiting in line at McDonald's or at a store and she'll be talking out loud about what they did last night...

Well...I've had many conversations with her about me and him. I have painted some pictures for her but that's all in girlfriend confidentiality. But I did it quietly and no one else heard me...hahaha She just doesn't care who hears. She wants EVERYONE to know she gets some. And her stories are WILD. like beyond believable. I swear I wouldn't believe her if HE too wasn't so open about it.

LMAO....Knives....hitting.....upside down type of shit..

HAHAHAHAHA It's all up to HIM....tell his punk ass. I'm willing to try ALMOST anything....but there is some stuff I'm just not going to touch....

She lost her virginity with a knife to her throat and she loved it. He wasn't raping her or anything that's just what he liked. She fell in love with that raggedy ass man. It's weird becasue that would just freak me out.

HAHAHAHA I could just picture the look that I'd have on my face. HAHAHA People like that shit.

I don't know either. We went for a walk one night....we were all messed up and I was with them and his brother. They went into a house being built for a let's just say 'pit stop' and she got a NASTY spider bite. Ok so I know that's not too abnormal I just thought it was extremely amusing.

lol....I hate spiders. They're nasty little buggers. I found a black widow on my brother's porch a couple weeks ago with a BIG sack of eggs.

Yes, I am here to erase all fear. Calm your nerves and relax your feet. The super duper Nat Nat is HEEEEEEERREEEEEEEEEE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

LMFAO.....get your ass in here. No, you're at work. I have to wait 6 whole days to talk to you. No...I won't be here monday since it's the 4th. DAMN...that's like 2 weeks now. I'm coming in on Sat. F the BS. HAHAHA you like huh? HAHAHAHA OK talk to you later.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY

a-okay

Well....yes, I am. Tonight is THE night!! WHOOHOO!! I'm so freaking excited. Shhhhh it's a secret don't tell anyone.

It's a secret!! That I haven't heard yet...sorry. HAHAHAHA

LMFAO...I am going out tonight. With an exboyfriend from when I was 15. Exciting? Hmmmmm......a little

Greg....yes. Unfortunately. It's pitiful really. He's crazy. He took like 30 tylenol pills the other night because he was upset about US and it just freaked me out. He said if he couldn't be with me he was going to die. Freaky!

LMFAO....He has done this many times. His brother called me one day and told me he was lying on the floor with a gun in his hand. And then I talked to him and he said he was going to shoot hisself in the head. And then another time he grabbed a knife and held it to his stomach. every time I break down and freak out and in the end get back with him. I've made up my mind, I'm done. I told him the other night if he was going out he was going out with out me on his side. That affected him....he yelled asking me why I didn't care. It is because we are breaking up. He cries and tells me he can't make it without me. It's crazy and it's something that I just can't deal with anymore. I'm always saying he's going to put me in a loony bin.

God, is it. He lives with me and he's in the process of moving out and that's the hardest part. Man I tell you guys are worse than girls. I truly believe that....a girl will screw with you but not to the point that you just want to rip your head off. LMAO It's serious....he is driving me BONKERS!!!

Greg is the only man I've been with for the last 5 years. My high school sweet heart. Of course.

We were ok but not together. We were getting along, that's about it.

LMFAO