Bloopers?

We all have bloopers, let's share it! I'll go first...

I was talking about Brian to Brittany when he appeared behind me and politley cleared his throat....

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(")-(") Arrivederci!

Yeah, been there, didn't recognise the throat clearing.

It was a true City Slickers moment.

Still, a pint later and we were all talking about the situation anyway.