What??

What is a vampire , I mean like what qualifies you as a vampire? And are you serious like do you guys drink grape juice and pretendn it's blood?

haha....your crazy...Have to luff you! lol..Crazy Vamps!!

LOL that is SO random! am luvin it! and where did the whole grape juice bit come from? surly slightly watered down tomote sauce is more realistic?
mwahahahahaha (evil vamp laugh)

a vampire...hmm...do they actually exist??? Better steer clear of Buffy* then... :-p ah my jokes are so very lame...

*Buffy the Vampire Slayer