aight yo, I need help on an apology letter.

I have to write a letter of apology, because I have to go to court in three days.

so heres what happened:

me and my buddies got wasted. we smoked the fuck out of my friends stash. Then, we decided it would be pretty funny if we stole a brand new mercedes from across the street. Then we saw a nother car (audi) that seemed pretty cool too. and seeing as their was 4 of us we could have two in one and two in the other. This was a sunday night. Funniest shit, though, is we went into a store and bought a whole bunch of stuff with about 150$ that we found in a car. we bought like two packs of condoms too. and it was me and 3 other guys. imagine how that looked. and to add to it a police officer was right behind us in the check out line. mind you its about 3:00 in the morning. We joy rided until about 8 because thats when the sun started coming up.

all in all it was pretty fun until my parents found out. then they turned us all in. what great parents of mine. so now I'm stuck writing a letter of apology. any suggestions on what to put?

(I hope you guys realize the sarcasm in this, I'm not too thrilled at what I did.)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Coonay you get no cool points for that stunt. Although I can imagine the fun you had. I don't personally see getting any fun from stealing a car as I would be scared to death to do so. BUT I too have done some silly shit while under the influence of all of the above. LMAO Just write that you understand what you did was wrong and that you know it was a foolish mistake and you'll never do it again. Best I can think. That's what they want to hear.

Oh yeah...I forgot.... Aight Yo!

LOL!
well, it's pretty fun when your not in your right mind :)

yes, I know thats what they want to hear, but the problem is I have to make it last for two pages and I can't repeat statements, even if I re-word them. My friend had to do the same and all she did was shoplift a belly-button ring. they got on her ass for repeating stuff in her letter.

but thanks for the suggestion, :)

Dude I could so write that letter. No problem.

I swear to you coonay I'll do it for you! It's simple. Cake. Tiddly winks.

psh go head be my guest!

Ok buddy....let's get this straight. Who's carS did you steal?

I'll do what I can and you can pick and choose as the situation may not be the same...

umm, i dunno whose they were. Oh, and I left out a pretty big detail. we totally fucked up the drivers side of the audi. you can't even open it. Funny thing is, we ran into other cars and thats how it got totalled but NONE of the other cars got a scratch

2 pages...font size?...double spaced? HAHA

Do they know you were drunk?

You really don't have to do it Natalie!

unless you really really want to =$

I find this to be extremely amusing and YES I will write the letter.

I love to write! ANYTHING PEOPLE.

LOL! they didnt give me specifics for font size and double spacing. but it would be cool if you could do it in red :D

HAHA...i aint paying her if thats what your insinuating...

LMAO

O, ok, as long as we get that straigt.

Are you fucking serious Natalie?

You would really write it?

I've already started it. Except I need DETAILS! I need to know...do they know you were drunk? Come on Coonay....DETAILS DETAILS DETAILS

I would like to start off by saying I know the mistakes I have made were extremely foolish and selfish. I understand one hundred percent that what I did was completely wrong. I give my apologies to the owners of the vehicles that we stole. While being under the influence I did not consider that what I was doing was wrong. I didn’t think of others, I acted without ever thinking and am taking this as a lesson learned.

This is what I got thus far.

HAHAHA!! AAH this is great! I think I'm gonna go chillax in my backyard and sip some Ice colemade (cold + lemonade) hehe!

Good?

LMAO Colemade....HAHAHAHAH That's good

yes, they knew I was drunk. I basically said everything that happened in my written statement so they know just about everything

Yea that was great Nat. awesome!

my parents aren't gonna beleive I wrote it. maybe cuz I didnt...?

When does this need to be done coonay?

Lindz coonay is renee and cool in one word...HAHAHAHA

I go to court Friday morning.

HAHA...yea man, one of my words. I need to get this shit copyrighted...

Ok....I'll have it for you tomorrow or wed. PROMISE. You may have to improvise a little as I may not be able to get 2 pages with the little info you gave me. BUT you will never have a HUGE jump start. This had damn well better happened for real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COONAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*gasp* of course this is for real!! I wouldn't do that to you natalie!!

Thank ya soooo much :D

you just don't know man, this takes a lot of pressure off my shoulders. I've been meaning to write it since february lol.

LOL...hey you coulda been helping taylor...

It happened in January the day before my birthday. I guess you can say it was a b-day presents from my friends :)

bad thing is that my parents found out about it while we were at my birthday dinner :( and they found out some other stuff too

thanks for the luck but don't feel bad, it was my own damn mistake

they saw the burns on my arms and they took me home. I really hate lying to my parents and they were like "is there anything else your not telling us?" so I told them about that night (since it only happened the other day and I was still thinking bout it)

they said they wouldn't turn us in and that they were glad I was honest. but once they saw some cd's I stold from the car they turned everyone in.

I would like to start off by saying I know the mistakes I have made were extremely foolish and selfish. I understand one hundred percent that what I did was completely wrong. I give my apologies to the owners of the vehicles that we stole. While being under the influence I did not consider that what I was doing was wrong. I didn’t think of others, I acted without ever thinking and am taking this as a lesson learned.
I hope the owners of the vehicles will accept my deepest apologies. I hope they don’t consider me a bad person as I am not. Everyone makes some mistakes, some bigger than others. This is my biggest mistake and you can rest assure it will never happen again. I can now see all the trouble I have caused and if I could turn back the hands of time I would. I would take back what I did as I now understand it was so silly. The “fun” I had was definitely not worth mess that I have caused.
My friends and I were on a search for fun, though I realize NOW that we chose the wrong path, we didn’t care at the time. We thought of only the present time and acted without question. We hurt someone else’s property and I am regretful to have to write this letter.

Ok that's so far.....I got 5 minutes until I get off....will be back tomorrow...

yea it does suck, especially since everyone I was with that night hates my guts.

they have a good reason too, though.

doesn't matter anyway, they all ended up being asses.

AWWWW thanks Nat...your so cool.

I need to make you a cool nickname.

how bout, coonat? or coolie??

I read coonat and thought coonads...HAHAHAHAHAHA Bye ladies....be back tomorrow I leave in ONE minute! WOOHOO! It's been fun!!