BIRTHDAY PART FOR EVERYONE

*misunderstands what happened to Jacklyn* *GASP* THE CAKE IS EATING JACKLYN!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! *runs to save Jacklyn*

LOL least i know someone cares about me! and knows i have someone to back up my now wild and crazy moment i almost lost my LIFE!!

~PLP~ lil slam~

LMFAO!!!!

*eats cake around Jacklyn even though now she is safe* *gains about 40 more pounds* Yuuuuumm....CAKE....:d *licks frosting off face*

o thankyou ari, you saved my life, i don't know how i'll ever repay you *acts like someone in those drama films*

*faints*

AAAAAAAAH!!!!! *is really fat now so she rolls over to Jacklyn's side*

JACKLYN!!! SPEAK TO ME!!! SAY ANYTHING!!!! ANYTHING AT ALL!!!!!!

:O my god you got so fat you squished her! nooooooooooo * mours her death*
~*Freak*~

*sticks out tounge and acts dead* he he

hey freak and ari should we try to start one of those poetry clubs they have now? and o ya tomarrow (being friday) i leave for vacation for maybe about three weeks! gonna miss this!

~PLP~ lil slam~

*sniff* Oh so you're ALIIIIIVE now and you're just gonna up and LEAVE???? ='( I miss you already my wittle swam. *starts to cry because she is fat and because ~lil slam~ will be gone*

And i don't get what those poetry clubs are!! Someone please help me. :P

ari go to the umm feedback form and find the one about the poetry club, it's explained there.

*hugs fat crying ari* i'll miss you too! *balws eyes out* make sure to post some poems for me to come and read when i get back! *sniff* i know there will be some for you to read, i already have like 6 i still need to post! plus you have to read my other two new poems. we're gonna be busy girls when i get back

*bawling and hugging skinny slam* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! I KNOW WE BE BUSYYYYY!!!!

I be sure to put up new poems for youse...theys be up me promise...

*everyone at the party is now staring at skinny and fatso cry and hug each other* good i will definately want to read them after a three week break

~PLP~ lil slam~

LMAO

No worries they shall be there....

WAAAAAAAAH NOW I GOTTA LOSE ALL THIS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!! Jenny Craig is calling my name....

LOL i'm gonna miss u so much while i'm gone, i'm going to leave soon!

~PLP~ lil slam~

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *grabbing onto Jacklyn tight* Now youse never leaves Ari. 0_o

Loves you hun. :)

Peaces and Be safe.

ok i will! i leave in like an hour, i posted like two more poems before i left!

~PLP~ lil slam~

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGG I KNOW!!!!!!!! STUPID SITE WON'T GIVE ME THE LIL RED NUMBERS AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! *screaming at nothing in particular*

I HATH RETURNED ON MY VERY OWN BIRTHDAY WITH MY FRIENDS WITH MEEEEEE. I AM LUFFED >_< ahhhhhhhhh hyper...*brings jacklyn back to life*
~*Freak*~