Yo momma jokes please read
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~* Joyful *~
20 years agoWhats the beat that ashlee doesnt have a life and tries to make herself feel big by tryin to start someone OVER THE INTERNET!!! thats just sad!
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Million Tears
20 years agolol
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Emily Strickland
20 years agoNo The Eskimo's Ate Them..I Saw!
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Emily Strickland
20 years agoLOL Didnt I Explain This I Saw The Eskimo's Eat Them! They Were Hungry That Night.
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Emily Strickland
20 years agoI Tried Both Numbers And Couldnt Get Through I Think Those Darn Eskimos Are Trying To Keep The Line Busy So No One Can Rate Them Out LOL
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Tanya, Mom of one.
19 years agoYo Mamma's so fat, when they tell her to haul ass, she has to make 5 trips!!!!
(I thought this was supposed to be Yo mamma jokes!) -
Tanya, Mom of one.
19 years agoYo mammas so fat, that she aught to be wearin a shirt that states on the back, "Crack Kills!"
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Tanya, Mom of one.
19 years agoYo mammas so ugly, she has to sneak up on her dinner plate to eat!
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Tanya, Mom of one.
19 years agoYo mammas so ugly, yo daddy has to use the double bag system to have sex with her! (One for his head and one for hers just in case one falls off!!)
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Tanya, Mom of one.
19 years agoYo mammas so fat, when she goes to get in the car she has to grease the door and lay a twinkie in the passanger seat!
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Tanya, Mom of one.
19 years agoYo mammas so ugly she has to sneak up on the faucet to get a drink of water!
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Tanya, Mom of one.
19 years agoYo mammas so fat, yo daddy had to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot!
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Tanya, Mom of one.
19 years agoYo mammas so fat, when she fell it rated on the rictor scale!
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Tanya, Mom of one.
19 years agoYo mammas so ugly, we had to shave her ass and make her walk backwards!
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Tanya, Mom of one.
19 years agoYo mammas so fat, she invented the tuck and roll method!!!!!
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Tanya, Mom of one.
19 years agoYo mammas so fat, they wont allow her to go to the beach, in fear someone might harpoon her ass!
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Tanya, Mom of one.
19 years agoYo mammas so fat, they made Jabba the Hut after her body structure!
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Tanya, Mom of one.
19 years agoYo mammas so fat, when she dropped her pants in Nevada, passer-by's thought they'd seen the grand canyon!
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Tanya, Mom of one.
19 years agoYo mammas so fat, she got stuck in the hot tub!
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Tanya, Mom of one.
19 years agoYo mammas so fat, it looks like she got hit in the ass with a bag of quarters!
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Tanya, Mom of one.
19 years agoYo mammas so ugly it looks like she was set on fire and someone put it out with a pitch fork!
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Tanya, Mom of one.
19 years agoYo mammas so ugly, she gave a whole new meaning to the phrase "Fido's Ass"
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Tanya, Mom of one.
19 years agoYo mammas so fat, she went to wash her ass with a beach towel and lost the damn thing!
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Tanya, Mom of one.
19 years agoYo mammas so fat, when you thought she farted it was yo daddy driving the family sedan out of her ass!!!
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Tanya, Mom of one.
19 years agoYo mammas so stupid, if you put all her brains on the sharp end of a razor blade it would look like a flea in the middle of a football field!
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Tanya, Mom of one.
19 years agoYo mamma's butts so big, she has to wear a WIDE LOAD sign around her neck!
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Tanya, Mom of one.
19 years agoYo mammas so fat, she had to have her hula hoop surgically removed!!!!
to Yasmin: Remember! This is for fun!!! Dont feel sorry for the woman unless you direct them towards someone!!!! (And if you do that, you obviously have no feeling for the lady anyway!!!) -
Alvin Laberinto eNigmaa
17 years agoYo momma is so fat when she fell inlove she broke it
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Alvin Laberinto eNigmaa
17 years agoYo momma's like home depot 5 cents a screw
