Rules to becoming a successful politician...

1. BIG hair.

2. Sex tapes.

anyone care to add a few rules?

yeah, i was bored at work today, watching one of those arguement shows on the news channel. :P

old as dirt... you cant forget old as dirt

oh, oh, and you have to almost die a most embarassing death. remember bush and the pretzel? and kerry falling off his snowboard? and that dude a long time ago who was almost beat to death with a cane. sumpter was his name i think...

I didn't hear about any of those deaths flower o.O but if its true...haha stupid politicians...

You must have smoked marijuana, but of course never inhaled!

You have to smoke cigars; you never know when you might need one! =)

HAHA!! damn, im definitley not gonna be a damned politician now

8. From a past job you would've had to bone one of your secretaries...

Peaces. ;)

9. Never attend clown university.....

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