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Name : heather
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heather
20 years ago

Butt Crack

There once was a woman who just inherited a mansion, and she
wanted to name it after the first thing she heard living in it.
The first thing she heard was "my butt" from the TV. So she
named her house "my butt."

After a couple of months, she had a baby, and she wanted to name
the baby after the first thing she heard while she was living in
her house, "my butt." the first thing she heard was the crack of
a tree branch. So the baby was named crack.

One day, crack was missing. The woman looked all over the
mansion, but she couldn't find crack. She called the police to
tell them that her son was missing, and when the police got to
her house she told them, "I looked all over my butt, but I
couldn't find my Crack!"

- Name : vanessarrr
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vanessarrr
20 years ago

rofl!!! good one heather!

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- Name : mrsmoore
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mrsmoore
20 years ago

Thats funny but soo stupid!

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- Name : heather
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heather
20 years ago

ha ha ha!!!!!!!!

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- Name : heather
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heather
20 years ago

lol i kno

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lil mama
20 years ago

umm wow!

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~* Joyful *~
20 years ago

LOL GOOD ONE!

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- Name : Million Tears
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Million Tears
20 years ago

hahaha nice nice

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- Name : Emily Strickland
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Emily Strickland
20 years ago

LOL Thats A Good Funny/Stupid Poem. Again Made Me Laugh!

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- Name : Kristina K
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Kristina K
20 years ago

lol, heather, you're on fire.

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- Name : .i.am.the.cause.to.all.your.problems.
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.i.am.the.cause.to.all.your.problems.
20 years ago

Hehe that cheered me right up! I needed it...thanks!

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- Name : Åžâˆ‚Å†ÄÄ§yâˆ‚
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Åžâˆ‚Å†ÄÄ§yâˆ‚
20 years ago

YEah it was funny...

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- Name : UM
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UM
20 years ago

It wasn't that funny...

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- Name : Rachael/7MidniteTears
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Rachael/7MidniteTears
20 years ago

very funny...very funny......where did you get that joke?

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- Name : Natalie84
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Natalie84
20 years ago

That was SOOOO stupid it was kind of funny...

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- Name : XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
20 years ago

Poor guy named crack...Anyway, it was funny

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~*^*~ longing to belong ~*^*~
20 years ago

hahaha

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Unseen Exposure
19 years ago

haha, clever

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Nici
19 years ago

Thats bordering on being insane LOL

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Kara !
19 years ago

ermm..

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Incognito
19 years ago

That was really bad.

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alexander
19 years ago

lol

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- Name : Rachele
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Rachele
19 years ago

lol i didnt expect that at all

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Angie
19 years ago

LMAO! good one lolz!

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- Name : Garrett
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Garrett
19 years ago

That's really stupid... Sorry, but it is.

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- Name : Atomic
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Atomic
19 years ago

Aww.....looky Garrett, you're gonna make the poor girl cry.

( )_( )
(='.'=)
(")-(") Arrivederci!

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- Name : áƒ¦*KiM*áƒ¦
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áƒ¦*KiM*áƒ¦
19 years ago

Yeah i didn't find that funny.

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- Name : CRACK
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CRACK
19 years ago

IS THAT JOKE ABOUT ME?

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- Name : áƒ¦*KiM*áƒ¦
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áƒ¦*KiM*áƒ¦
19 years ago

Your name's Mike .. not Crack.

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- Name : courtney
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courtney
19 years ago

lovely...

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- Name : Tainted Beauty
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Tainted Beauty
19 years ago

haha that made me laugh, good work

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- Name : Not Bulletproof
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Not Bulletproof
19 years ago

It is funny, I didn't laugh though. :-(. Maybe next time around. :-).

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- Name : AGirlWorthFightingFor
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AGirlWorthFightingFor
19 years ago

ooookay, and this woman's name is Whitney Houston, right?

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- Name : Ariana
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Ariana
19 years ago

^^ LOL!

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- Name : áƒ¦theáƒ¦crunkáƒ¦pirateáƒ¦
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áƒ¦theáƒ¦crunkáƒ¦pirateáƒ¦
19 years ago

Â¤dryÂ¤

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- Name : lover girl
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lover girl
19 years ago

that retarded lmao

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- Name : AGirlWorthFightingFor
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AGirlWorthFightingFor
19 years ago

that's so cheesy! I love it!

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- Name : rachel harris
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rachel harris
18 years ago

Thats great!!! ; )

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- Name : Cherri
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Cherri
18 years ago

lmfao. Um..... cheesey, but...... HAHAHAHAHA, funny. I liked t.

-*-Cherri-*-

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- Name : Tara Kay
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Tara Kay
18 years ago

it made me laugh a little, something a bit more funny would be nice

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