3 cool jokes

the last one i didnt like but the others were funny

1. If there was a beggar, her name was Chris and Chris have a brother
named John. But the same John did not have a brother. How could that be?

2. Sally's mother have four child. The biggest one is Penny, the second
child is Nickel, and the third child is Quarter. Who's the fourth
one?

3. Once there was a woman who's trying to find out how much she weighs,
but when she stood on the scale, it went to 1 pound. Why?

Answers:
1. Chris is short for Christina. So, the beggar was a girl.
2. The forth is Sally!!
3. Because she was too heavy and it went over!

lol, those are good, but you ruined the fist, you said 'If there was a beggar, HER name was Chris..." see? you gave it away, lol

thats how it was on the site lol

lol, well it tells yah right away! thats not cool

lol. funni :P

your rite the last one is bad

Ay ay ay.

Sorry, I just felt random today. Ay ay ay, these random spurs...