IF YOU MEAT THE DEVIL

I beleive if I "meat" the devil I would package it in celafane (sp) and make my brother eat it raw.

But if I MEET the devil I would ask if he's seen my grandpa.

haha Renee...

If I met the Devil I think I would be scared...and probably run.

I just had an image of a big roll of meat wrapped up in plastic with horns coming out of the top and "Devil" Stamped on the side. Lol.

Hahaha..Nice image...

If I were to ask him 3 questions I would ask him
1.Will I be living with you anytime soon?
2.Was it worth it?
and...3.Whats the temp. down there

~*Freak*~

nice one

1. Did you know you look like you're wearing a cheap halloween costume?
2. Can i have my soul back please?
3. Where is the car i traded it for in the first place?

If I "meat" the devil will I be smothering him with a steak? Or perhaps a pork chop? Hmmmmm....I could stick my steak on his horn....that'd be "meating" him. I like my meat well done....please?

how did i get here?
do you know where heaven is?
are those horns real?

how did i get here?
do you know where heaven is?
are those horns real?

What do you do to sinners?
Are Republicans evil?
Can we form a rock band toghether?

If i could meet the devil, i'd tell him to hand over my damned pitchfork and get the hell out of my throne but it was nice for him to hold onto them for me heh heh heh...

Peaces.

Ok but if I MEET him I would say ...

1. Why the hell do you have horns?
2. That's some serious sunburn you've got going on there, and throw him sun after sun.
3. So am I on the naughty or nice list this year? Oh .. wait that's the OTHER fat red dude, my bad.

hahaha, Kim...

1) I'd shake his hand and smile
2) I'd take a bite out of his left shoulder
3) I'd tell him that he tastes a bit raw this year, and send him to Mexico to make a taco out of him :-D

Lol nice :P

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Hehe

Omg Natalie you just made me have an image of jumping on the Devil and smothering him in meat and rolling on the floor. Wow.

Hahaha we should smother him in barbq sauce!!! lol!!! Yeahh man!! lol!!!!!

HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!! Diablo!! Oh no no no no!! I'm shaking in my boots...anyone like to purchase the new diablo hot taco?? lol

I'm sure the Devil would taste as horrible as he looks....

1) Which do you think is better? Pepsi or Coke?

2) How about a nice round of golf?.....do you prefer we play pool?

3) Do you have internet excess down here?

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(")-(") Arrivederci!

If i seen the devil i would ask him is he lonely down here. what mad him so mean and what kind of stuff does he eat for dinner

i would ask him

1. how is it being the biggest loser ever?
2.if he cooks his food in an oven or microwave
3.what kind of deoderant he uses

lol this was fun

hmmm......

1) What footy team do u support?
2) Ever thought of starting ur own tanning business?
3) Do you realli get to fuck-in-hell?

mark

1. will you die?
2. can you even die?
3. is there really unicorns?? lol

1. umm did you make the government
2. why am i talking to you
3. why do you make all the good people go to jail

1.What the hell is up with all ur eveilness?MWHAHAHA
2.Whats ur favorite food
3.Is the bible real

1. Can i sign your arm?
2. Are you afraid of God? HAHA YOU PUSSY!
3. Is my dad ok down there?:D

Okay here's another thing that i would say after settling into my grand throne and clutching the pointed pitchfork......

"EAT MY SHORTS!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" *vaporizes Devil*

Peaces.

can i poke you?
am i dead?
how's life treating you?

1.can i go to heaven now?
2.if i can't go to heaven, can i be a evil cat duchess?
3.will it hert?