HOMEWORK EXCUSES - EXCUSES FOR NOT DOING YOUR HOMEWORK

I wrote this wrong by accident I found it online and thought it was funny.
Things You'd Love To Say At Work... But Can't

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck

hey i got one o'those confusing sentences. it goes like:
HAVE you the audacity to doubt my veracity and insinuate that i prevaricate??? it means: r u calling me a liar.
haha ")

lol k really confussing

very sweet.

"My work? I sold it on ebay."

Lol, those are so funny, I'll have to use them sometime. (:

its against my religion

lol

I once got carried away and told my teacher that I'd accidently dropped my homework in the magical land of the fairies. She didn't believe me.

i used "My work? I sold it on ebay." on my maths teacher and i got so busted for it but the whole class couldn't stop laughing and my friend had tears coming out of her eyes from laughing too much!! lol

those are all funny

Lol....I want to print it and put it up on myu desk for the whole office to see. lol Funny Stuff

lmao!! i needed that
thax !! yea

haha my dog really did eat my homework once thoughm and what a surprise.....my teacher actually believed me hahaha lmao

thats cause you don't have a dog lol x

ok...wow

lol... i have one you shouldnt say to your boss...

"they said you were a great asset. i told them they were off by two letters."

lmfao!!!

lol they were all great.. loved the " you were off by 2 letters one"

thanks... lol its one of my FAVORITE sayings ever!!!!! then of course theres always, "my homework died last night, we had to have a funeral, and it really hurts to talk about it, so please dont mention the subject anymore..."

one of my friends actually said that to our geometry teacher. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Haha i had a good laugh reading all of them. Thanks =] Keep them coming.. they are really amusing.

I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY STUPID AND NOT FUNNY. SO YOU SUCK!

GRRR^^^ chill out

i had a psy teacher give us a one question test about the theory (can't remember whats it called) that things only exist because we say they exist. so his question was "prove to me this chair DOESN'T exist" now there were kids writing pages apon pages about not seeing the chair or calling it a seat and crazy stuff like that... i just wrote "what chair...?" he gave me the average outta of everyones which was like 75.

theres another one

a university teacher has his only exam worth the entire mark, so he gives it out and when the time is up he says "everyone hand in your papers" one kid stays there and writes so he says "time to hand in your paper" the kid sits there, so the teacher thinks to himself he's just gonna freak on this kid, so the kid take 30 minutes walks to the front and the teacher says "that 30 minutes cost you your mark"
student replies "do you have any idea who i am?"
"no"
the student says "i didn't think so" lifts the exams put his in the middle and walks out

oooooooooooooook then ...=s im realy confuzzled
oh well . Im sure it would be funny if i understood

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brian! haha I love that one... it's funny!!