u know ur southren when....

okay just thought this up..go with me.

u know ur southren when
*u don't know u have an accent..but everyone around u does.
*u crave boiled peanuts and ask ur friends that still live down south to send u some.
*u have a strange feeling that u need to wear a cowboy hat all the time
*ur attracted to guys that own "john deere" anything!
*fishing for u is the ultimate first date
*u call ur mom "mama" and ur dad "pa"

plz add! plzplzplz!
~ash~

LOL!

You know you're Southern when you think cowboy boots are formal wear.

when... cowboy boots cost 350.00 and it's a must buy!

when... you step in horse shit and think it makes the boots look better than before.

when... you smell like horses everyday and you have dust all over you.

when...you get a craving for a peice of straw in your mouth.

~PLP~ lil slam~ not so good i know!

come on pple! give me more

u know ur southren when...

hahaha...

You know you're Southern if you think "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd is the national anthem.

^I LOVE THAT SONG!!!! Me and the rest of the world lmao...

You know you're Southern if you own these movies on VHS/DVD: "Home Fries"; "Sweet Home Alabama"; "Slingblade"; or "Varsity Blues".

Ahh...sweet southern comfort lol...

Peaces.

hey i do own those dvds....mmm.

u might be southern if u have to drive down a dirt road for 5 mins to get to ur mail box

i have to

LMAO

cheese nips lol.
Sage lighten up im from florida (and servived wilma by the way) and i don't get offended by it. I'm blonde to and i think the blonde jokes are funny.

U know your southern when you walk to school with your in first grade kid to get your edjumacation.

u know your southern when at least twice month someone asks if all the junk in your yard means your having a garage sale

you know your southern when your state's got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
now that is true south.

you know your souther when the people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors

HAHA SAge is a redneck! Sage is a redneck? Sage is a redneck! Sage is a redneck! ...........wait.............................so am i!

You know when your a redneck when your gunrack has a gunwrack on it....

LOL

If you mow the lawn and find a car.... You might be a redneck

- If your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.... You might be a redneck

- If you have ever been to drunk to fish.... you might be a redneck

- if you've been on tv more then 5 times describing what the tornado sounded like... you might be a redneck

- if you've ever financed a tattoo..... you might be a redneck

- If you've ever gone to a highschool reunion to meet woman.... you might be a redneck

- If you see a sign that says: "say no to crack" and it reminds you to pull up your jeans..... you might be a redneck

p.s my whole family is from the south... they don't mind, so why should ya'll other southern people mind?

'- If you see a sign that says: "say no to crack" and it reminds you to pull up your jeans..... you might be a redneck'

hahahahahahahahha, natasha i am laughing so hard right now!!!^^ and southerners should b a bit more light hearted {she says hypocritically!!} its just a joke and if it bugs you so much then start another thread insulting us!!! ^^

Forsaken Redeemer

yall all of your jokes are pretty lame.... ok you non-southern folkes!!! I just think you are jealous and that is why you are coming up with jokes about southern people!

^ get over yourself, It's funny.

When you go for a swim in the cement pond...when the smartest person in your family has a 6th grade edjumacation...(I love the Beverly Hillbillies...if you havn't seen it you really should...It pokes fun at red necks...and its hillarious

Ok, I am from the South. I do not get offended, so here...

Youi know you're a southerner if:

*you can french kiss with a toothpick in your mouth
*you think walmart is the bigest city you've ever been to
*think fast food is hitting a deer on the side of the road toing 70 mph
*if you have 50 cars stacked outside of your house and none of them work

*when you leave santa pickeled eggs and a cold one.. instead of cookies and milk for christmas

*If you go to afamily reunion looking fo a wife/husband

you know your southern when....

*your mashed potatoes and fried chicken is the best...

(my mom is southern and OMG... she cooks the best mashed potatoes and fried chicken!!)

Ya I just read all these to my texan friend and she thinks they're very funny. lighted up