Scratch and sniff! plz read!

okay...im a blonde...and all i hear are blonde jokes like the famous!

how do u drowned a blonde?
A: tell her there is a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool!

so i was wondering has anyone come up with any new blonde jokes?? i need to know them now so i can tune them out in the future lol! jk
so write ur blonde jokes here!!!!!!!
~ash~

i dont know any right off but you can go to jokes.com and they have ALOT of them. good luck!
Jelly BN

What happened when the blonde walked into the store?

She got a concussion.

So frickin lame but heh heh heh :P.

Peaces.

do blonde jokes apply 2 male blonds to??

mark

If not they should lol...

Peaces.

heres a blonde joke ive learned to tune out (cuz im a blonde)

how do you confuse (cant spell) a blonde?

put her in a circle room and tell her to go sit in the corner.

two blondes were driving to Disney World and the blonde who was driving saw a sign that said 'Disney World -Left' So she turned the car around and went back home...

hehe i have a really naughty one...

there was a blonde a brunette and a redhead in an apartment elevator together. there was a stain on the wall and they all wondered what it was...so the brunette went up and looked at it and replied "well it looks like cum for sure" then the redhead went up and sniffed it and said "it definetly smells like cum" and so the blonde went up and licked it "yea its definetly cum but its not from anyone in this building"

o.O teehee its naughty
~*Freak*~
p.s. I think that blonde was a very dirty blonde...o.O

there is a blonde,bruntette and a red head sitting on an island 50 miles form the nearest continent.....first, the brunette tries to swim off the island...she gets a 10 miles out, and drowns...then, the red head tries to swim from the island...this time, she gets 15 miles out, and drowns...all alone, the blonde decides to try also to swim from the island....she gets 25 miles out and gets tired....so she swims back to the island and gives up...

lmfao what an idiot i like that one
~*Freak*~

ok ive got one but its kinda long.

Two telephone company crews were putting up telephone poles. At the end
of the day, the company foreman asked the first crew how many poles they
had put in the ground. "Fifteen" was the answer.
"Not bad, not bad at all," the foreman said.

Turning to the blonde crew he asked how many they had put in. "Four" was
the answer.

"Four?" the foreman yelled. "The others did fifteen, and you only did four?"

"Yes," replied the leader of the blonde group, "But go look at how much they
left sticking out of the ground."

Two New Dogs

A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired

two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named

Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"Hellooooo," answered the blonde, "They're watch dogs

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him,
"Can you help me when you get home?"

Sure, " he replies. "What's the problem?"

"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces."

"Look on the box, " he said.
"There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."

"It's a big rooster, " she said.
The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife,
"Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.

The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"

The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.

"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

LMAO!! oo guys i loved all ur blonde jokes..but lets see if we can keep it going. i'll add one more! thanx for posting!!!!

how do u entertain four blondes in a bar?
A: u flip the bar stool over.

kinda wrong..on so many levels but hey! whatcha gonna do! oo good one freak..bout the elevator..that was u right? i can't remember..all well! immablonde!

~ash~

lmfao cornflakes

yes Ash that was me lol
~*Freak*~

There's a blonde, a brunette and a red head and there all about to be shot and killed. So the redhead is first to be killed; "Ready, aim - " so she shouts EARTHQUAKE. Everyone gets down and she escapes. Then it's the brunettes turn "Ready, aim - " HURRICANE! Everyone gets down and she escapes. By now the blonde knows what she's going to do "Ready, aim - " FIRE!

Hehe

Ha ha ha ha ha...

what to you call a blonde with half a brain?

gifted

This is old...but how do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?

When there's a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil...hahaha...

What is a blonde doin when she is covering her ears really tight?

holdin in a thought

NICOLE LOL THAT WAS HILARIOUS

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess.

The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing.

He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room.

"You can't get out of your room?" the captaind asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied,

"There are only three doors in here," she cried,

"one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says

"Do Not Disturb"!!

wow..i feel so stupid..i was thinking exactly what the blonde was lol!!!! wow! i need help!