Rejected Valentine's Day Cards

Top Ten Rejected Valentine's Day Cards:

10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!

LOL NightTears!

XxX))Eclipse((XxX

OMG!
These are mean,,,,

*lmao*

I think that's the point, Angel. Really funny, Eclipse and Night Tears! LMFAO!!!!

OMG! that was so freakin awesome. lol.

i got the worst one... !! " are u doing a dare?" X_x
-Steven

"Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!"

omg! My brother tells his girlfriends this all the time. It's so funny!

LMAO!

they rock!

lisa x)